The 'Fakenger' thing

Spanish or Brazilian?

English Empanada, Belgian Stella, Brazilian Skill.

im in!

winston i got my girlfriend one of those creative Zens for xmas last year, of course I managed to get a pink and white one (unavailable in UK) flown in from the States, just for that extra bit of individuality....am I / she a hipster?

Fscking hipsters.. cannae move without bumping into fscking hipsters. Next thing will be rolling racin in pink.
:-D

Live in SF.
Ride a track bike.
Bike has a toptube pad.
Bike also has a carbon front wheel.
Own two cycling caps (one an Astana hat with comedy straight-edge Xs added).
Ride in jeans with one leg rolled up.
Not a messenger.

Sh!t.

Busted.

hahaha the XXXs must be ironic then? :P

turpe Live in SF.
Ride a track bike.
Bike has a toptube pad.
Bike also has a carbon front wheel.
Own two cycling caps (one an Astana hat with comedy straight-edge Xs added).
Ride in jeans with one leg rolled up.
Not a messenger.

Sh!t.

Busted.

wow.....you've really master the hipster thing.........oh is this the fakenger discussion?!

what is a top tube pad for?

fashion you idiot.

kids eh?

maybe it just that there concerned about their genitals being destroyed by there top tube....preventing them from having children.i suppose thats why you don't have one...being over the hill and that.

..i'm still not 100% down on this hipster thing. Can someone please explain?

no...

man no one is 100% down on the hipster ting' your always be a 'wanna be'*
*that another discussion in its self

I certainly don't have to worry about my fertility

thats not what I've heard.....

I think the definition is that you're a fakenger if you don't earn your crust from riding your bike and have EITHER a courier bag or fixed gear bike.

That's about the gist of it as far as I can gather from what people mumble. Which largely makes us a forum of fakengers I think.

Of course it's just bullshit, but let's not let something like that get in the way of a potential Blur vs Oasis bit of self-promotion and clique thinking.

Bloody Peoples Front of Judea...

Blur

splitters!

back to the point....going by the way dave described a fakenger....doesnt it make all track riders fakengers

if you win as much prize money as I do, then no....

.. and lots of people like Steve Abraham who won some Fixed Wheel Championship Audax point prize thing by riding 30,000 km in one year (On registered routes so add in commuting e.t.c).

I wonder if they have the same retarded arguments on motorbike forums?

"Did you see that guy wearing the camo?"
"Yeah, he even had a sticker on his fuel tank"
"Fscking fakenmotoenger!"

Or White Van Man forums? Not that they'd know how to use the web..