The 'Fakenger' thing

winston if you win as much prize money as I do, then no....

i was implying that dave description was wrong(althought he could put it down to a T) we all know how amazing you are.....no one would call YOU a fakenger

velocity boy I think the definition is that you're a fakenger if you don't earn your crust from riding your bike

Exactly - both rides fixed gear bikes, but the difference is that the fakengers earns more money and have better jobs

isn't a fakenger just a hipster that rides a fixed/ss bike?

hipster

or hipster bingo

DB is your tache ironic?

duck tape wallet?

And? What do you use to tape ducks?

shit, I've got a collection of cabbie hats....I'm a grandpa hipster whoopeee!

I've got some hoodies.. and I blog and own digicams.. how many strikes before I'm hipster..
Oh crap I'm already the hipster in some circles.. and I thought they were using nickname variations! Shit!

hippy I've got some hoodies.. and I blog and own digicams.. how many strikes before I'm hipster..
Oh crap I'm already the hipster in some circles.. and I thought they were using nickname variations! Shit!

Don't sound so bothered. remember a key point in being a hipster is being apathetic and nonchalancenonchalance.

i might get a top tube pad, i smashed my bollocks last night, they're starting to get in the way

I'm not skinny, not stylish, would always argue rather than be nonchalant, don't own trendy clothes, hate those fkn tiny retro running shoethings, don't drink shit US beer, don't wear skinny jumpers nor refer to them as sweaters, don't wear hats - trucker or otherwise, don't have tatts, don't have floppy hair, don't have any vinyl (in the UK at least), don't wear cords, don't roll my own, don't work-out, don't wear a watch..

I do own an ipod.

Computer says "no".

CHUG_IT i might get a top tube pad, i smashed my bollocks last night, they're starting to get in the way

just cut your bollocks off instead

Pad your 'nads.

hippy I'm not skinny, not stylish, would always argue rather than be nonchalant, don't own trendy clothes, hate those fkn tiny retro running shoethings, don't drink shit US beer, don't wear skinny jumpers nor refer to them as sweaters, don't wear hats - trucker or otherwise, don't have tatts, don't have floppy hair, don't have any vinyl (in the UK at least), don't wear cords, don't roll my own, don't work-out, don't wear a watch..

I do own an ipod.

Computer says "no".

Ahead of the curve hey?

That mean you have reached the upper level of hipsterisum, much like bhudda reached enlightenment you have reached ..........(fill in the gap)

TheBrick(Tommy) [quote]hippy I'm not skinny, not stylish, would always argue rather than be nonchalant, don't own trendy clothes, hate those fkn tiny retro running shoethings, don't drink shit US beer, don't wear skinny jumpers nor refer to them as sweaters, don't wear hats - trucker or otherwise, don't have tatts, don't have floppy hair, don't have any vinyl (in the UK at least), don't wear cords, don't roll my own, don't work-out, don't wear a watch..

I do own an ipod.

Computer says "no".

Ahead of the curve hey?

That mean you have reached the upper level of hipsterisum, much like bhudda reached enlightenment you have reached ..........(fill in the gap)[/quote]hipsvana?

hippy Or White Van Man forums? Not that they'd know how to use the web..

Untrue.

Every White Van Man I've ever met was perfectly adept at both finding internet porn and transferring said internet porn to his video mobile. I know this because every White Van Man I've ever met has taken great pride in showing me this porn by way of a 1.5in screen that makes it look like two beige amoebas rubbing together.

I'm a fraudaxer...

trackengers

What that look like you have been riding for 600 km but have really only been riding for 6?

Bollocks, that makes me a White Van Makenger................

you win one year subsciption o The Daily Star

AlexB I'm a fraudaxer...

Me too - SKS raceblades on my BJ track, saddle to bar drop of less than 3 inches, front brake, sensible gearing. I even have a carradice and bagman qr, although I don't use them in London.

CHUG_IT i might get a top tube pad, i smashed my bollocks last night, they're starting to get in the way

Fucking hell, how big are your balls, dude?

I like black Bob Jacksons

and I cannot lie

and I cannot lie

no other brother can deny