Bicycle Haikus!

Gay bears are truly
the masters of the woody
dominating scene.

tubby and hairy straight gents
remain just that in their world

once a bear came up
to me in the park, asked
If I wanted to?

amongst fine women
i'm not sure there's a market
for bears (nor fatsos)

two girls in the park
coffee, chat, bike on the grass
honey brooks saddle

On American
Television and in films
The men are all bears.

Even when the girl
Is clearly something special
Woody Allen wins.

binoculars are
for the keen saddle sniffer
an absolute must

leave bears out of this
times are hard and moneys short
Fair price for that filth

photoben lurking
calculator in his hand
waiting to cut josh

Don't you dare confuse me with
Grammar Nazi Platini.

Metre Nazi Photoben?
Scansion for for the the win

I can barely write
And count my own haiku's,
Slag can take that role.

for for for for for
Jim Jams don't be so damn slack
for for for gods sake

A poetry thread,
Almost 5 pages long now,
But no sign of Will?

Please don't tempt fate, mooks,
We don't need Philip Larkin
Lowering the tone.

I would not get too concerned,
Might he prefer auto threads?

All that automotive porn,
Driving him to distraction.

it is raining outside,
glad i got home just in time,
tucked up in bed

Mister Photo Ben,
We do not know each other,
but you suck at this

(sorry)

a tickle and a cough
at the back of a sore throat
means a cold is near

Went out on 2 dates tonight,
Came very close to bonking.

unto you i say
good work soldier of the night
but not good enough!

two dates in one night
neither ending in the sack
epic fail, my friend

Two dates but no gels
It is little wonder that
Hunger hit you hard

Marzipan works well,
As a tasty date filling,
Almonds for the win!