Bicycle Haikus!

Oh dear oh dear, teddy,
Epic understanding fail,
Of cycling lingo.

Unless you were being dry,
Humour like a nodder's chain.

natures cyanide
dates will keep you regular
almonds will kill you

Subtle difference,
Leads to misunderstanding,
Albeit funny.

It was intended,
Artful ambiguity,
You know what I mean?

Riding down brick lane
Not this sunday but the last
I puked on my cock

Stovetop erupted,
Dark roast ruined like Pompeii,
Burnt taste in the mouth.

Tightened all my spokes,
The key unlocking the ride,
Creating tension.

kenco barista
Sunny delight more your thing
now get back to work

A library complaint -
Never the students, is it;
Always the teachers.

re-trued arrospok
spanner like key hard to find
hair brush did the job

try to skid, man down
tight jeans stuck, wind caught mustache
curse of hipster strikes

Trackstanding, we wait
for the call, mallet in hand -
three, two, one, polo!

angles tight, it's close
a certain fall is in sight
one clean shot, we win!

hippy returned bag
And brought some energy bars
Generosity

legs worn out, arms shot
court feels eighty acres wide
ball slips free. shall I?

Truths we must face: you
Can't polish a turd. But you
Can powdercoat it

Mister Photo Ben,
We do not know each other,
but you suck at this

(sorry)

To say that is rude,
But constructive criticism
Is always welcome.

let's try one more time
count the syllables and rhyme
five seven and five

Ben of photos it's not hard
you can't count which makes me laugh

Bruised, weak, stiff and numb
Leg swells again day seven
Homerton beckons

Ordered my rollers,
Not in stock till end of May,
Waiting to stand... still.

My buttock is huge
Still swollen after a week
Only the left one though.

Time for high cadence,
Rush through neuromuscular
Reawakening.

Cider vinegar -
My bandwagon jumping on
The other forum.

no need for rollers
Clives got space to hold the wheel
just stear to the left....

Library, oh library,
Deceitful cheese that you are,
I will sniff you out.