Bicycle Haikus!

Dyslexia can
Be a right pain in the ass
when writing Haiku's.

Essex boy!
Don't bring my mother
Into this.

Not born in Essex,
Dragged there by my family,
Kicking and screaming.

Aren't you getting a
Burberry paint job on your
Next bicycle build?

That's too new-fangled.
It was home highlighting kits
And white stilletos.

Make up thick lips pursed
Essex boy poses for shot
one for mitre test

Ben of photo fame
syllabals have passed you by
enumerate too

monosylabic
psuedointellectual
undeniable

Time to rhyme on thread
Mums replaced by well lubed chain
driving quietly

Cleats attach, floats right
revolutionary sight
breath drawn deep chest tight

comfort sounds like this
near perfect silent city beat
perfect bar this click!

comfort sounds like this
near perfect silent city beat
perfect bar this click!

near perfect silent city beat

8 Syllabubs?

comfort sounds like this
nearly silent city beat
perfect bar this click!

(i'll have to drop the perfect but it ruins the flow.. i blame city for having too many syllables for such a shit little word!!)

You say I
Am enumerate,
Hypocrite.

And it works better
Without the second perfect,
Repetition bad.

donning the dayglo
a flock of fluorescence
bespectacled commuters

^^ does that work?!

edit: no, not really..

taken leave of sense
rhymes reason replaced by count
Ben of photos FAIL

Back from long weekend
Tasks await return to work
Fire alarm test

Gaze disconsolate, city skyline
This is how we pay the rent

riding around town
spotting others oftentimes
great are spring and summer

First day back on bike
Tentativly pedalling
Happy to arrive.

where did winter go?
topless men and gay bear porn
summer's just around the bend

does my haiku verse,
in its wistful tone and stance,
make me sound clever?

alternate when bored,
radios one, two and four,
hiding from silence.

Where can I get some
Of this gay bear porn I hear
so much of these days.

return i beg thee
to threads now censored duly
from whence i once came

hmm yes 'gay bear porn'
does the 'straight bear' scene exist?
don't need the 'gay' bit