Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

wait a minute, I'll go dig up some links to some random backwater blog and use it as proof so I can cock my snoot at someone for a few seconds...

I'll thank you to keep your snooty cock to yourself.

suit yourself, it mellows out if you give it a nice pat though.

What's a snock, and how can you cook it?

Snock

1. A snowball with a rock in it that gnomes throw at children.
   
   

Back on topic, here's a good article on why it makes no sense for Armstrong to admit guilt;

http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/athletes/lance-armstrong/Why-Lance-Armstrong-Will-Never-Give-In.html?page=1

Well when it's put like that...he'd be nuts to confess!

If you want to tell him personally, he accidentally tweeted his cellphone number a few hours ago

778 384 7520

At time of writing it has been retweeted 2261 times, so I guess he might have changed it by now.

haha!

I'll have one of those t-shirts and a copy of this I think, especially at this price;

http://www.theworks.co.uk/Comeback-20-Up-Close-and-Personal-by--Lance-Armstrong--Elizabeth-Kreutz/9781439173145.html

oh Tylers book is a cracker, didn"t realise Lance felt so threatened by him when they rode together on Postal! Come on USADA i wanna see the shit you got on Captain America. Bruyneel must be confident to stand trial.

I think Bruyneel knows the game is up, but by going to arbitration he can continue to pull down $150k a month from Flavio Becca for his management expertise. Meaning he's got some spare change when the inevitable life ban is handed down.

Happy birthday Lance you one plumbed sporting fraud. An evening of blow and strippers ahead no doubt, then some drunken trolling on cycling forums. Shame he's not made an appearance here, I think he'd fit right in.

If he thought turning 40 last year was a shock, bet he never envisaged his 41st being like this, what a difference a year makes haha. I still think uncle Pat and the UCI will try and throw a spanner in the works but am hoping there's no wriggle room for him and he continues his descent into riducule and then anonymity, here's hoping.

After his success in using political connections to close down the Federal investigation, now Armstrong is trying to do the same tactic on USADA;

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycling/story/2012/09/21/congressmen-introduce-bill-to-reform-usada/57821062/1

Sensenbrenner's district includes the HQ of Trek Bicycles if you were curious as to why he might give a toss.

I love the comments from Tygart at the end.

I love the comments from Tygart at the end.

agreed -

this whole lance saga is so sordid - it always has been but with the politicians wading in it's reaching new levels.

According to L"Equipe, the information contained in the files will be made public "before the end of the yr" & its impact on public opinion of cance survivor Armstrong will be terrible 30 times greater than everything that has come out until now, through books or investigations". one word sheeeeeeet

I like that 30 times worse. It will be ten times worse, no, worse than that. 100 times worse. No, not that bad! 50? Meh. 30? Yes, 30, that's it. It will be *exactly *30 times worse!

It's 30 because Tygart is playing the numbers game too, and 30 is slightly bigger than 28 so Tygart wins.

get me one of those t-shorts. that's all I have to say on the matter

do not care about the guy -

Having read a load of comments on various US news/ sports sites, it is unbelievable how blindly some Amercians love this sham of a guy. He'd have definitely made senator if this hadnt come out. He'd have fit right in as well, sham fraudster treating the public like idiots.

Still, Armstrong Fanboy Baiting is now my favourite hobby!

do not care about the guy -

I care deeply for him

Even Private Eye is not safe from the attention of LA fan-boys

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In the new South Park, they take a pop at a cyclist wearing a jersey which looks similar to a US Postal yellow jersey, and with Strong on his top tube.

I won't ruin the plot, for those who want to watch it, but the cyclist drinks someone's jizz (the implication is for performance enhancing reasons).

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in japan there are dietary supplements to make your jizz fruit flavoured

gels which are in your back pocket are body temperature, slightly salty, and gooey, so probably not that unlike fruit flavoured spunk