Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

Is the skill in football the ability to dive to the ground. I have seen plenty of children kick balls around in a playground but they don't leap to the floor and roll around every few minutes.

friends in high places

Remind me where Trek are headquartered again?

^ big guns rolling out as someone leaked Lance's blood values to NY Daily news and someone else put them on a graph.

UCI have had these results for two years apparently and a sudden and continuous shift in blood profile immediately before and continuing through the Tour wasn't suspicious??

Not when there's a big lump of cash sitting on your desk it's not.

Actually thats an old graph with only 20 odd samples on it heres all the data, RET% high pre- and post-TDF but through the floor during, meaning his body not producing blood cells because tranfusions would surpress that.

If USADA have a witness statement that corroborates this timeline then he's fucked.
Apparently.

I'd suggest rolling out a friendly congressman to attack your prosecutor is a sign that he knows he's fucked.

This is interesting;

http://www.cyclismas.com/2012/07/unconstitutional/

so is the 38 blood samples USADA have got.

USADA respond to Armstrong's law suit;

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444330904577537673199762652.html

It's so fucking comical I find it hard to believe that he's paying the best lawyers in the US for this clusterfuck. He asked the CEO of the USADA to be a witness for him in the SCA case and said under oath that they had jurisdiction over him as an athlete.

What a weapons grade moron.

the best lawyers in the US

That's probably right up there with all the other myths.

Question to Radio Yerevan: "Is it true that Lance Armstrong uses the best lawyers in the US?"

Radio Yerevan responds: "In principle, yes, although they aren't the best lawyers in the US, only in Austin, TX, and then only in a small suburb of Austin, TX. Also, they're not best at lawyering but at lawn bowls, and Lance Armstrong doesn't really use them, they use him. But in principle, yes."

On July 11th fat Pat McQuaid said the USADA investigation was nothing to do with UCI, but 2 days later UCI wrote to USADA wanting to take over the investigation.

Travis Tygart's response to that is fucking amazing.

USADA’s CEO Travis T. Tygart has said the agency would not deviate from its investigation. “The USPS Doping Conspiracy was going on under the watch of UCI, so of course UCI and the participants in the conspiracy who cheated sport with dangerous performance enhancing drugs to win have a strong incentive to cover up what transpired,” he said.

UCI orders fifty gallons of whitewash.

They've probably still got some left over from the Vrijman report.

So far, Armstrong's tactics have clearly played a blinder.

And yesterday his legal team missed the deadline for filing a response to the court in Texas by 2nd August because they fucked up the 14 day deadline and were given until midnight Friday instead of the extension till Monday they asked for.

And the UCI wrote back to USADA yesterday with a pretty desperate set of demands.

It fills me with confidence that WADA have a lawyer called Olivier Niggli.

#notmehonest

And yesterday his legal team missed the deadline for filing a response to the court in Texas by 2nd August because they fucked up the 14 day deadline and were given until midnight Friday instead of the extension till Monday they asked for.
Simples - Lance never doped, it's just that his lawyers were late in filing a response to the latest vicious slur on his most-tested-in-the-world-ever name.

Things are getting serious; WADA tell UCI and Pat to STFU and stop interfering

If that lance Armstrong is so good, how come he's not beating chris hoy in the Olympics?

Flight would have killed him, what with all that thick blood. If he jumps a foot in the air he'll have DVT.

Did he or did he not land on that bloody moon??!

If that lance Armstrong is so good, how come he's not beating chris hoy in the Olympics?

He can't lean.

Strongarm tactics no longer seem to work, then?

Someone's got a problem.

Did he or did he not land on that bloody moon??!

All fake. Like the Roswell aliens.

He played a mean trumpet though