Films

Watching I am four.....excellent use of a ducati. Even tho it is obvoius when the bike is on a dolly and the ignition is off.

Get carter the Sly stalone version.

Micheal caine, mickey rourke, and james galdolfini....to name but a few.

Philomena.

your mum will love it.

I thought it was lovely. Judi Dench was, mm, choosing words carefully, a no-nonsense Irish lady. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but oodles of common sense and she surprises you with her insights. Terribly touching.

Want to know something spooky?

When Alan Partridge sees a picture of a movie star on the convent wall he asks if it's Jane Russell. She was a brunette, dumbass. It was Jayne Mansfield. Dench's character's son's partner, Pete Olsson, is played by Peter Hermann, who's married to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Well, I say spooky, it's all relative isn't it?

I thought it was lovely. Judi Dench was, mm, choosing words carefully, a no-nonsense Irish lady. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but oodles of common sense and she surprises you with her insights. Terribly touching.

Really moving story in that film. Heartbreaking in fact. Babies taken from their mothers by the church/Irish state at birth (mother's denied analgesia during the birth because of their unmarrieded shame).

Unfair to say Philomena wasn't the sharpest knife though... More like green as grass due to being brought up within a convent from the age of 8-18, and only being allowed out once per year. The book will make your blood boil... The frank exploitation of young women and children for the financial gain of the catholic church, the secrecy, lies, cruelty, and personal tragedy, and all because the church can't countenance the idea of sex outside of marriage. Philomena now trying to get the Irish govt to allow access to adoption records, although too late for many mother's whose children were taken 60 plus years ago.

This just landed on my desk:

Unlimited cinema tickets until the end of this year for two people. Ace.

/prints out
/tries luck

Ha! Let me know how you get on with that....

I reckon I'll go and see Dallas Buyers Club and the Lego Movie this weekend. Might see Her at some point next week too.

ta da!

Do you have to show ID when you use the card?

^^ Oh yes I would. For sure. That would be awesome.

I'd download my lunch if I could

I've downloaded many bare things.

^^ i'm just about to.

#giveitagoodtenminutes

Bear jokes.

Do you have to show ID when you use the card?

It says that photo ID may be requested, on the back of the card. I'm guessing that it would be confiscated if someone caught me 'loaning' it out.

^^ i'm just about to.

#giveitagoodtenminutes

Take a paper

I refuse to panda to the crowd and join in on the shit bear jokes.

If someone makes a shit bear joke in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, should they still get nerged?

Ko-ala yal just stop with the bear jokes please.

The Adjustment Bureau. What a pile of tossy bollocks. Awful film.

Watched Knights of Badassdom . Fun movie, if very cheesey

Now watching Chinese Zodica, supposedly Jackie Chans last action movie (he is 58 now)

Chinese Zodiac sucks.