Explain your username

You name is not branston?

one of these statements is false.

Do you know which one, if not you may be in a bit of a relish.

why pickle? i hear you ask, because i get called pickle

You should try and take it as a condiment.

Robin was originally a diminutive given name of Robert, derived from the prefix Rob- (hrod, Old Germanic, meaning "fame"), and the suffix -in (Old French diminutive)
It is also the nation bird of England. And it's what mum and dad called me.

Ooohh Saucey

You name is not branston?

correct my name is not branston - what a clever boy you are!

Do you know which one, if not you may be in a bit of a relish.

i thought if i sandwitched some true and false statement together it would make for more entertaining reading.

You should try and take it as a condiment.

But i do, a-dressing me this way is most pleasurable.

We haven't even begun to address the more pertinent question of the eccentric capitalisation.

Its a bit bloody extravagant, isnt it...

University Ultimate Frisbee team had 5 Chris's. They decided to start calling me Sirhc (chris backwards). After a while people thought it was my real name and started misspelling in emails. Now I go by Serk...

You should hook up with Bad Matt. He loves that Ultimate Frisbee shit. Oh, and as frisbee is a trade name, is is Ultimte Plastic Spinning Flying Disk (or so Matt tells me). ;)

We haven't even begun to address the more pertinent question of the eccentric capitalisation.

Are you refering to the capital K in my user name?

If so, it is because it is the only letter that actually appears my real name.

So why the capital P?

Are you refering to the capital K in my user name?

If so, it is because it is the only letter that actually appears my real name.

Hmmm. A likely story.

So why the capital P?

because all names real or not should start with capitals

Aren't you called M Ashton?

Yeah, coincidence eh?

And DB - you are thinking of mouse.

...is the Finnish word for "wheeled warrior delivering exculpatory verbiage to semi-imagined horde of unbelieving throngsters"

it seemed appropriate

titter, nice one.

Thanks. x

Its my name with the vowels removed.

Ah, I see. nice one Colim.

Clam?

Chlamydia?

Oclmiu?

Oh. I haven't done this yet.

I provide holiday accomodation that is ideal for you.

You should hook up with Bad Matt. He loves that Ultimate Frisbee shit. Oh, and as frisbee is a trade name, is is Ultimte Plastic Spinning Flying Disk (or so Matt tells me). ;)

Ha, cool! Well if Bad Matt reads this then I played for Fire of London most recently, but am injured still from a painful and long standing heel "thing".

You're correct about Frisbee (I capitalized it for that reason and not just for the extravagance), and your expanded name is so close to being perfect. See, it's a disc. Not a disk!

Ah, I see. nice one Colim.

Clam?

Chlamydia?

Oclmiu?

yes, yes, yes and yes

I really have no idea and i hated myself for a while. that and Pip was taken