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Crack knitters! I never had my crack knitted before. Sounds awesome

haha

BAM! Coming atcha like a roofing tile,
I know this shit's gonna make you smile
but wipe that right off your face
coz this be a slating, unhinged be the pace

BAM! Coming atcha like a roofing tile,
I know this shit's gonna make you smile
but wipe that right off your face
coz this be a slating, unhinged be the pace

I am gloriously satisfied with that.
Can I now change my name to "Roof man" or something?

If it helps you sleep at night.. :)

We already have a few tile-related users though so don't tread on any feet.

University Ultimate Frisbee team had 5 Chris's. They decided to start calling me Sirhc (chris backwards). After a while people thought it was my real name and started misspelling in emails. Now I go by Serk...

I'm only metaphorically knitting. I actually have a team of crack knitters on hand at all hours to meet my knitting needs.

archaeology student with a penchant for skeletons, done a bit of osteology but my disertation is based on dietary reconstruction using chemical analysis. anyway wanted to sound a bit like a super hero/villian! and anyway there was already a ross...

archaeology student with a penchant for skeletons, done a bit of osteology but my **disertation is based on dietary reconstruction using chemical analysis. anyway wanted to sound a bit like a super hero/villian!** and anyway there was already a ross...

I hope you put it through a spell check before you submit it.

I hope you put it through a spell check before you submit it.

have an expert proof reader on hand to cover my fat typing fingers and lazy (shit) spelling

Finnegan's Wake is a pub in Ealing.. that's about as much of that statement as I understand..

I've been there! I think that's the pub I tried to watch Ireland destroy England in the Six Nations (in 2007)... but it was so crowded we had to go to another pub nearby. Only time I've been to Ealing...

I've been there! I think that's the pub I tried to watch Ireland destroy England in the Six Nations (in 2007)... but it was so crowded we had to go to another pub nearby. Only time I've been to Ealing...

Fail.

Get your ass more often to Ealing

cant recall if I posted previously...

Epifania- Italian word for "Epiphany"

hell yeah!@

it is my name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIcMolthnX0

Mine is an anagram of my cats name and my favourite colour.

Had a retarded* mate a school and there was some robin hood thing going on. My names Guy, and said retarded* mate some how got it in his head that the bloke trying to kill robin hood was called Guy of Gizmond (retard*), and it kind of stuck (for about a year when I was nine and I couldn’t think of anything)

*Not really, obviously, but a bit of an idiot.

Mine is an anagram of my cats name and my favourite colour.

"Red" and "Kill the moles"?

mashton is the Finnish word for "wheeled warrior delivering exculpatory verbiage to semi-imagined horde of unbelieving throngsters"

it seemed appropriate

mashton is the Finnish word for "wheeled warrior delivering exculpatory verbiage to semi-imagined horde of unbelieving throngsters"

it seemed appropriate

Aren't you called M Ashton?

...is the Finnish word for "wheeled warrior delivering exculpatory verbiage to semi-imagined horde of unbelieving throngsters"

it seemed appropriate

Aren't you called M Ashton?
and the boyfriend of that chic dj

wasn't martyn ashton a trials legend?

A reminder of all the road kill to be seen on any Sunday morning club run

:-{

"Red" and "Kill the moles"?

I think you misunderstand. Mine in an anagram of the letters found in my cats name and my favourite colour. I have to add some letters and take others away but I think you'll find it works.

why pickle? i hear you ask, because i get called pickle, i like branston pickle, doesn't take me a lot to get me pickled, i am small and brown like branston pickle, my last name is actualy branston.

one of these statements is false.