Explain your username

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mine's an abreviation of "dookerdoo" which is comes from:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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don't lie Sharon

When I was a kid we used to play up in the woods above my village. It was great fun, hanging out at night, making bonfires, climbing trees in the pitch dark and so on. Anyway, this one night were in this adjacent field and had climbed up this huge tree to smoke a joint. Just a toothpick joint really, not like it was going to get us stoned or anything when we heard this rumbling. Well I start twitching out a bit, fairly convinced that there is an earthquake or something. Not out of stoned paranoia but out of pure there is rumbling and the ground is beginning to shake. I start holding on tight as this rumbling gets closed whilst Giggsy starts saying oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.... I'm looking at him to see what is going on and he starts to climb down and I grab him. No way am I letting him down, as bad shit is definitely coming. In a moment the rumbling and shaking passes right underneath us and then suddenly nothing. It's all quiet all around us and we wait in silence in case it's the eye of some weird underground storm but nothing comes. All of a sudden, out of the eerie quiet, we hear mooing. It had been a stampede of cows from one field to another.

We dropped out of the tree pretty fast and made a dash for the fence and back into the woods sharpish. That's how my username came about.

I think I dropped the joint at some point.

to be honest i am really a lady and i go like a panda

Really uppity unless you eat enough eucalyptus?

I think you'll find it's not pandas but coca cola bears that eat eucalyptus

It´s my name in Ingles

It´s my name

torches is part of an anagram of my name.

Scorthe?

It's what I shout from my bike when some twunt tries to kill me during my commute.

It's what I shout from my bike when some twunt tries to kill me during my commute.

You mean you shout "Mate!" as a more polite way of shouting "Fuck!"?

it comes from a love of the word hostile.

Oh... I thought it was "Ho style".

Silly me.

nah whatever i'm down wit dat boulks

it comes from a love of the word hostile.

what about the josh bit?

i love jesus so much that i didn't think he was anglicized enough so i did it to his name and put it there out of reverence.

in case you were wondering that is not the real explanation of my name.

"hippy" is "fantastic lover and all round fantastic guy" in Lithuanian.

i thought hip pee, as in colostomy bag

It means cunt in Manx ^^^^

it does in english as well

and french i believe

and flemish