RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Or 2 minutes of bogwanking every time you get to work.

Fuck it, I'm convinced.

What happens when everyone gets envious enough to follow your example?

http://www.cyclesportmag.com/news-and-comment/jonathan-vaughters-crossing-the-line/

Jeez. Do you need me to spell it out? Everyone will just have to pay a bit more attention. Those that don't, die, or injure themselves so badly they can't propagate life. Survival of the fittest. Evolution of the species. Its been happening for years. Everyone will just shout more at each other, honk their horns, make more wanker signs, flip more birds and get into pointless slanging matches. It'll be just like London.

This thread has been going since 2008!? didn't even think there was that much to say about it!

If your unsure, then stop, if your 100% sure its safe to go then go. Common fucking sense.

so you too are happy for car drivers to jump red lights?

I've always found that calling a person a cunt is a great way to get them to see my point of view, find some common ground and have a productive discussion. Admittedly it was wasn't seen that way when I was working as a hostage negotiator but that's a very closed-minded profession anyway.
Now I am training for the priesthood and everything is going great.

I have given this some thought, but actually he continually comes across as a cretinous cunt, so I doubt the insult would have had any difference on his ability to engage in a rational debate.

The fittest are not those who run over others in cars.
I watched Idiocracy for the first time the other day, seems fitting.

James, any chance you could give it a rest?

You cunt.

what is rational and what is not is entirely subjective. just like ones views on RLJing or not. so we are where we are. over the course of my life i will have clocked up 50 days less of waiting for amber than you lovely people, and on balance my life will have been richer for it.

Has tree trunks returned?

Nope, been here a while.

Also, red lights are better than work or family.

And if you kill or hurt someone, their life will be less rich, I'm assuming you'd be racked with guilt too.

I hope the rest of you are laughing as much as i am.

Trolls is obvious.

I'm laughing at you.

No, I'm watching cuckoo, it's not laugh out loud funny.

On reflection probably not. I reckon I laugh at least 2 minutes a day more than you lot.

I'm laughing at you.

whatever...you're leaving.

Nah, I work a mile from home, think of all the extra time I can laugh at you with time saved there.

thats a lot of laughing. have a good chuckle on me.

I'm a happy, happy young man.

Nah, I work a mile from home, think of all the extra time I can laugh at you with time saved there.

do you chuckle at the fools who are stuck in their cars queuing behind other cars when all they want to do is jump the red lights and you can filter past on your bike?

seriously, how often does d-goods' car get stuck at the head of the queue at the lights? is he crying with frustration the rest of the time?

nah, i make best use of the time...make a few calls, send a few emails. its a time thing.

Sink a few beers.

Pfft. That'd be illegal , stoops.