Welcome

making a joke Hippy :-) just muddling with the newbies.

Ive reported you cause you wont let me muddle them!

bans ChainBreaker

Repped.

Hi. As the name suggests, I'm Tammy. Really only joined up hoping to meet, and maybe fall in love with, an obese Australian. I got in to fat Aussies a few years ago and now I can't get enough; they're so cute, lol!
Anyway as soon as I am out of the nursery I will be putting up an ad in the Classifieds but if anyone knows a wobbling tub of guts from the land down under then let me know.
Mwaaaaah.

"You made that hill look effortless. Were you even breathing?"
Actual quote from today's ride from some bloke in Richmond Park. :P

Please address all Aussie-lust correspondence to:

Will Banned
4 Dodgy Humour
London
4a Ha

"Hi, I'm the LibDem candidate in the election. You made that hill look effortless. Were you even breathing? Well, nice to meet you and I hope I can count on your vote next Thursday"
Actual quote from today's ride from some bloke in Richmond Park. :P

The unedited version^
As it happens he was miked up and when he got back in his car the following words were recorded
"Fuck me did you see that cunt going up that hill? Jesus, his arse is wider than my garage door. Sweating like a bastard too. What? He's Australian? Why the fuck did you let me waste my time talking to him then? Find me some fucking fat Brits you useless twats".

Haha

My vote is still for sale btw..

Vote BNP and get rid of all the bloody immigrants.

I agree!

Vote BNP and get rid of all the bloody immigrants.

Mr Paxman: Did you or do you not say that?
AndyP: Jeremy, you are quoting me out of context
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say it?
AndyP: Jeremy, my views on this subject are well known
Mr Paxman: Did you, or did you not, say that? It's a very simple question Mr P
AndyP: jeremy, if I may, with all due respect, I have to say that
Mr Paxman: Mr P, are you going to answer the question?
AndyP: If you would just allow me to speak
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say that?
AndyP: As I was trying to say
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say that?
AndyP: Jeremy
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not?
AndyP: I
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not?
Andy P: :(
Mr Paxman: Thankyou Mr P.

the NHS relies entirely on bloody immigrants and I rely on them entirely for turkish pizza. vote for lahmacun.

Hello!

Well as the somewhat inspired name suggests, I'm Lee. .............So if you see a guy on a green and black Denti road bike or matt black track bike in somewhat old trade team lycra (or worse purple Halesown A and AC kit!) give me a wave!

Lee

Hi Lee

Shame to write all that without some kind of aknowledgement - well done and welcome!

Hi Lee
Shame to write all that without some kind of aknowledgement - well done and welcome!

You seem to have missed my post directly below his. Tut tut

This:

Hello!

Well as the somewhat inspired name suggests, I'm Lee. You may possibly know me off Veloriders or the TT forum if you ever venture into such places.

I am a lifeling cyclist, my dad raced, my grandad has literally clocked up 100 of 1000s of miles in his life and is still out a couple of times a week despite bing well into his 90's now. I was 3 months old when I went to my first race, but if I hadn't of been born in December would probably have been sooner! Have raced road, track and cross with no great success but lots of fun!

Originally from Birmingham, I moved to London a few years ago and stupidly sold up everything other than my fave trackframe and considered myself an ex-cyclist. That lasted about a year when I brought myself a Giant Bowery to avoid using public tansport. Was happy just commuting until I did my back in in January and being almost unable to walk for 6 weeks revitalised my love of the bike. The Bowery is up for sale, my old track bike just needs a pair of wheels and I've just built up a lovely road bike. £175 for a scandium frame that was retailing at 1950 euro's five years ago is my sort of bargain!

So if you see a guy on a green and black Denti road bike or matt black track bike in somewhat old trade team lycra (or worse purple Halesown A and AC kit!) give me a wave!

Lee

is a very good introduction.

So well done Lee.

kevin bacon , what a knob.

Explain, please...

And hello, Lee.
Hope you are not here to buy/sell only.

Mr Paxman: Did you or do you not say that?
AndyP: Jeremy, you are quoting me out of context
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say it?
AndyP: Jeremy, my views on this subject are well known
Mr Paxman: Did you, or did you not, say that? It's a very simple question Mr P
AndyP: jeremy, if I may, with all due respect, I have to say that
Mr Paxman: Mr P, are you going to answer the question?
AndyP: If you would just allow me to speak
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say that?
AndyP: As I was trying to say
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not say that?
AndyP: Jeremy
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not?
AndyP: I
Mr Paxman: Did you or did you not?
Andy P: :(
Mr Paxman: Thankyou Mr P.

:-)

And hello, Lee.
Hope you are not here to buy/sell only.

Not at all, have been lurking for a few weeks and seems a decent forum so will get stuck in and annoy by being an opinionated gobshite LOL.

Not at all, have been lurking for a few weeks and seems a decent forum so will get stuck in and annoy by being an opinionated gobshite LOL.

just talk about hippy, covers all bases AND gets you banned

just talk about hippy, covers all bases AND gets you banned

I'm just annoyed with him as that was going to be my chosen name!

see, youre going to fit right in.

hello there, i am also new here and apparently i have to respond to a few threads before i can start my own. i have a few questions and requests about a bike i am building up...at the moment i am riding a masi that i have built up, but this new one is a cheapo peugeot.

i hope everyone is well, i have read this often and lusted after quite a few of the bikes on here

ive just read lee woods introduction - i apologise that my intro was much lamer!

Ban him.

hello there, i am also new here and apparently i have to respond to a few threads before i can start my own. i have a few questions and requests about a bike i am building up...

Nicholas, make sure using TFS, that your questions haven't been answered already, and I bet they have.
Just saving you the trouble ; )

Not at all, have been lurking for a few weeks and seems a decent forum so will get stuck in and annoy by being an opinionated gobshite LOL.

Are you sure you've been lurking 'round here?