Jokes / Joke du jour!

Yep pretty crusty.

Dough, I knead to try harder.

At yeast put more effort in.

well it raised a rye smile here.....

My 7 year old son's favourite joke is bread-based:

Why were the bakers hands smelly?
Because he kneaded a poo.

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My 7 year old son's favourite joke is bread-based:

Why were the bakers hands smelly?
Because he kneaded a poo.

repost!

albeit a classic

These puns are as half baked as the joke was.

Don't be sour

Don't baguetteing yourself involved.

oat dear me
terrible punning

Do we really knead to pun this hard?
I'd bet at yeast £10 that this punning run doesn't last long.
S'not much dough I know, but it's just bun and games.

too many bread puns - they are giving me a split tin headache

I reckon we could sandwich another few in.

bun-dles of fun

too many bread puns - they are giving me a split tin headache

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that was funny when i posted it... now youre mainstream

I don't 'do' jokes. I just post what I get sent.

This shows you what I have to deal with on a daily basis..

A Husband comes home late stinking of booze with sick all down his shirt after a night in the local pub...

The Wife says: "Oh not again, look at the mess you've made of yourself!"

The Husband replies in a slurred tone: "Honestly, that's not my vomit. Some bloke threw up on me and even gave me this £10 to get the shirt dry cleaned."

She replies: "I'd of at least hoped for a 20 for the shitty mess he made in your pants"

(goes something like that)

Goes exactly like this.

Clement Freud delivers a joke perfectly. - YouTube

That's brilliant.

My friend is a Blackjack dealer....on his forearm he has a tattoo of an Ace and a Jack. I'm a Blackjack player.....on my forearm I'm gonna get a tattoo of a 10 and a 2.........and then maybe later....a King.....

Mitch Hedberg

That's brilliant.

I breadfered the bun-puns to be honest..

That was mucciabatta than the bread puns.

muffin compares to bread puns