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bread puns

There will be another batch along in a minute to drive us all so *barm*y that we get completely *cob*bed off.

#northern&midlandsbreadjokes

i loaf bread puns

I pita the fool who does another.

I thought of a really good one but it scone, so I'm going to pass the baton, we're all starting to get a bit croissant we?

I'm gonna ask my Naan if she knows any...

yeah, everyone should know the bread jokes have gone stale

bit stale that one

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oh shit mine was moldy

pita

spelt wrong

Everyone nose its peter bred init.

I'm getting soda moralised.

Enough of the bread buns already, I'm not going to rise to it.

Dough!

Leaven it out.

Enough of the bread buns already, I'm not going to rise to it.

Good

I'm getting soda moralised.

Batter

spelt wrong

Baste

No chance of getting this thread bap on track now

My friend is a Blackjack dealer....on his forearm he has a tattoo of an Ace and a Jack. I'm a Blackjack player.....on my forearm I'm gonna get a tattoo of a 10 and a 2.........and then maybe later....a King.....

Mitch Hedberg

Ps, this is what a bit of the alphabet would look like without q and r

Good

Batter

Baste

I dont appreciate being sandwiched between jambon and hillyben. They are my starch rivals.

If it's not your baguette out some better puns

i loaf bread puns

#Rollseyes

Sorry to put a Dampner on this, but you're making me croissant. Cut it out or I'll Ciabatta you.

right back focaccia....

soz

Rye do I even bother.

I don't much like your panettone.

And don't come Zweiback

all your puns are kaak