Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

I once watched Chirs Carsh punch Al Alvarez and Keith Chegwin while snorting coke with Courtney Love/Cox-Arquette in Pete Docherty's bathroom having just flown from New York on Concord with Chris Crass who spent the whole journey fisting Joanna Lumley while discussing the film rights to his life with Woody/Lily Allen having spent the weekend at Martha's Vineyard with the band of the Coldstream Guards who wanted to change their name to the Band of the Chriss Cross Guards but couldn't because Elvis wouldn't let them because he is Chris' best friend and Sheldon Brown was their to get some advice off Crass and also to hold the easel for Lucian Freud who was doing a portrait of Crss for Sir Alan Sugar who'd long been Mr Cress' biggest fan since they met at a pool party Beyonce had thrown for CC's 12th birthday just after he'd married Elizabeth Taylor for the third time in a beautiful ceremony at Sir Richard Branson's villa on Necker where Cruise Crisps had been seen making out with the Andrews Sisters in a chair specially designed for the occasion by CropCircle Creel's great admirer Sir Terence Conran who had also offered Cries Craps a million quid if he's put his name to a new aftershave he was designing though Crack Cripple couldn't agree to that because he already had a contract with Coco Chanel who in fact had changed her name from Betty Chanel just so she could have the same initials as her muse Clap Cricket, the greatest railroad explorer of modern times and the inspiration for the book Diary of a Supertramp as well as being the man who wrote the words and music for Breakfast in America for his great chums Supertramp though that did make his secret gay lover Sir Elton John a little jealous but not as jealous as Sir Rod Stewart who had been pestering Cyst Cave for years with erotic text messages much to the annoyance of Christopher Cross who had followed Coco Chanel's lead in changing his name to reflect through the medium of initials his enormous love for the discoverer of a cure for cancer the eminent scientist Czar Cocks.

at least 8 lols before continuous laughter!

is there a best post ever thread?

Post it in the epic win!

My old biology teacher's mum shagged jimmy hendrix.

I went to school with Shed Seven.

I hung out with Redd Kross... We talked about The Carpenters, wholemeal bread and American Spring... Do I win?

I'm Daniel Radcliffe.

I'm Beth Ditto

I'm Beth Ditto

In your dreams.

My head hurts. I feel unfulfilled.

Jodie Kidd was the voice of The Lady in the lake in a movie called Prince Valiant (also featuring Joanna Lumley, Edward Fox, Ron Pearlman and Katherine Heigl) that I and a bunch of my mates were extras in a few years back. She read her lines (off camera and from the script) so badly that it was cut from the film. No jokes about ending up on the cutting room floor, please.

I went to school with Shed 7. Beat that.

Hang on, I remember one.

I served Eddie the Eagle when I worked on the tills at Tesco.

How's about them fucking apples?

Once in W.H.Smith i picked a magazine up and these advertising leaflets fell out on to the floor.I put the magazine back on the rack and casually walked away.I turn 73 next week.

Happy birthday for next week.

In your dreams.

I'm almost there, couple of more pies!

Mairead Nash (one half of Queens of Noise DJ's and Manager of Little Boots) used to walk my dog. How's that for a spicy meatball? Huh? Huhhh?

I went to school with Shed 7. Beat that.

Actually I overplayed this. Alan Leech (the drummer) didn't go to my school.

I went to school with 3/4 of Shed 7.

I'd have loved to have been there for that

Once in W.H.Smith i picked a magazine up and these advertising leaflets fell out on to the floor.I put the magazine back on the rack and casually walked away.I turn 73 next week.

Actually I overplayed this. Alan Leech (the drummer) didn't go to my school.

I went to school with 3/4 of Shed 7.

Were you one of those that got shed?

I ojnce played an inpromtu concert with the Manx Youth Orchestra in Moscow airport after we had missed our flight home.

INXS also watched us play in a park during the Munich festival.

i tripped over shane mcgowans foot.

i tripped over shane mcgowans foot.

Are sure it wasn't his head? :o)

he was sprawled out in the slimelight.