Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

(ive heard this, as i did dont walk this earth) my mum used to baby sit timothy spall's children as they used to live in peakham back in the day and they his wife turned up at my parents wedding he was doing a german comedy series (afeed the same pet)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/pet/
:) we still have his number as it happenes hahahaaaa found this out about month ago kinda coool

I went to school with Shed 7. Beat that.

ha, I was in a band with a bloke who was good mates with them, we used to get backstage at their gigs. Rick's sister chatted me up, as did a policewoman (not on duty) decent bunch of lads the 7, crap music though.

funny how my mate's original band beat shed 7 in some northern battle o't bands thing, yet they went down the swanny whilst shed 7 got "big"

Peter Ackroyd begged me to let him suck my cock. True story.

^^reminds me of the Orgaziod. Did you do small jobs around the house for Peter?

I was sat at the usual spot waiting on a job last week. No one else around, just me smoking a tab.

This guys comes walking along and comes up to me and asks me for a quid. I was like, "sorry mate" padded my trousers to signal I had no cash. He sits down next to me and asks "can I have cig off you?"

With my tobacco sitting between us, I could hardly refuse.

He begins rolling and we get talking. I get a better look at him and he has his front teeth missing top and bottom, reminds me of Compo with his scruffy clothes and tammy hat.

We get talking and he asks if that is my bike. "aye, it is". "Do you cycling around the city on it?" "Aye, thats my job"

"I run... Im a runner, I run around the city". Im thinking, fair enough. We get talking more, he claims he could beat to the other side of town and queries if I could do 100m on my bike in 7-8 seconds, I think about it and recon it must be about that. He says "yeah me too, running though"

wow so he is a total nutter. He finishes rolling and I offer him a light, which he refuses and says he must dash. Keeping with his story, he runs out onto the road onto a central reservation. Then this blows me away, he takes off down the middle of a 4 lane road running full pelt.

I always run in the middle - if you stay on the pavement the peds get in your way too much.

"Cruise Crips" lol.

The Bill is currently being filmed downstairs in my house.

they filmed the bill in a pub i worked in, too.
we got free beer to play darts

I'm getting free money.

And a nice chat with Ian Wright's cousin who is 'living' in my house.

i saw angus deyton getting physio for a footy injury when i was doing observations. he was pretty reluctant to have anyone he didn't know in the room, esp after the press stuff. Pretty random

i also smashed my bedroom window from the inside with a golf ball. It was raining outside i wanted to practice. It was great contact, maybe a little tooooooo great

i know right, some people!!!

Peter O'Toole once blagged a bang on my spliff at a 'Goa' night Amnesia in '91. I could hardly say no, now could I?

wow so he is a total nutter. He finishes rolling and I offer him a light, which he refuses and says he must dash. Keeping with his story, he runs out onto the road onto a central reservation. Then this blows me away, he takes off down the middle of a 4 lane road running full pelt.

Did you check your pockets for your wallet?

Had a chat a couple of weeks ago with zane lowe at a fuck buttons/clark gig.

I once fucked Zoe Ball's cousin.
She was proper mucky.
She told me her uncle was Johnny Ball.
She said think of a number.
I said 69.
Of course.
We went round the back of a nightclub in Batley.
She was wearing a catsuit (1993 era), so she took the whole thing off.
I gave her one on a railway embankment.
I couldn't cum.
I'd had too much booze.
She said, "I'm going to make you cum if it kills me!"
She made me cum.
It nearly killed me.

Can't remember her name though.
I'm a proper gent, me.

And they say romance is dead.

I met Baby (Peter) Ford in the gardening club at one of Harveys nights at Gardening club.
Also blagged my way into the d.j booth at the Hacienda and sycophantically told Farley Jackmaster Funk he was God, (or words to that effect)
Nothing compared to Lucifers post though.................

I once fucked Zoe Ball's cousin.
She was proper mucky.
She told me her uncle was Johnny Ball.
She said think of a number.
I said 69.
Of course.
We went round the back of a nightclub in Batley.
She was wearing a catsuit (1993 era), so she took the whole thing off.
I gave her one on a railway embankment.
I couldn't cum.
I'd had too much booze.
She said, "I'm going to make you cum if it kills me!"
She made me cum.
It nearly killed me.

Can't remember her name though.
I'm a proper gent, me.

Richard Herring (hooray!)and Andrew Collings (stop interrupting!) sat in for Adam and Joe on 6music last Saturday and they did a very funny thing about meeting your heros. Johnny Ball was featured and was revealed to be every bit as lovely as he appeared on telly.

Is this now the official "my brush with celebrity thread"?

i saw angus deyton getting physio for a footy injury when i was doing observations. he was pretty reluctant to have anyone he didn't know in the room, esp after the press stuff. Pretty random

He used to come int the offy I worked in and ask for a bottle of the pink fizzy stuff every coupla days.

We later found out that he was banging some hooker around the corner from us for months on end, told the paper he only met her once.

On the flight last night the girl next to me said "I'm going to vomit on this flight, I'm good at it, just giving you a heads up" she preceded to vomit for 3 hours, hardly made a sound, and never missed the bag.

life skills.

...a mate of mine was doing some work at Chris Evans' house near Guildford and whilst rummaging in the attic room came across a box of polaroids. There was one of Billie Fartpiper on the bog looking in absolute shock at having her picture taken whilst taking a dump! Prude!

Dropping off a letter yesterday, I asked the girl on reception for her name and she replied:

"M. Hand" then proceeded to spell hand out to me.

That was a blow.

On the flight last night the girl next to me said "I'm going to vomit on this flight, I'm good at it, just giving you a heads up" she preceded to vomit for 3 hours, hardly made a sound, and never missed the bag.

life skills.

Sounds like a keeper.