Jokes / Joke du jour!

Wicked!

Terrible!

What’s the difference between covid19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One is Coronavirus, the other is Verona Crisis

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Love that .. stolen it

Amazing

Also fantasic

Please post that on the virus thread ... it’ll lighten the mood

Our granddad bled to death when he couldn't get a blood transfusion cos nobody knew his blood group. He was so brave and kept shouting at us 'Be positive, be positive!' but it was so hard to be positive at a time like that.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, amazing!

Ides of March today:

What do you call someone who's maintaining social distance by camping solo with lots of guns and swearing? Tentin' Quarantino.

Which composer got the coronavirus?

DryCoughsky

Genious...

People who think social distancing doesn’t apply to them need to get out less.

There's no aspirin left in the jungle.

Because the parrots ate 'em all.

Germany is now advising people to stock up on sausage and cheese. This is known as the Wurst Kase scenario.

it's weird to think that nobody had even heard of coronavirus a month ago, and now they're closing glastonbury.

Wurst Kase

Hahaha, stolen and sent to a German friend

Ran out of toilet paper so I'm reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves. I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Working from home / #coronavirus quarantine day 5. Horrid weather, pouring with rain. Kids just staring at the window, crying.

Maybe I should let them in..

I said to the missus tonight, ‘here put on this nurse’s outfit’.. oooh she said, ‘why’s that?’ I said. ‘We need a loaf’.

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.

WAAAAAAA hahahahaha