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@Ordinata People always get stuck on that

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aaaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh

Oh I thought you'd get stuck on that.

The wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Ha!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aaaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh

ooof...

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what's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

most landlubbers say 'aaarrrrr'

but 'cee'...

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!

What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arrrr & B!

What's a pirates favourite cheese?
Chedarrrrrrrrr

jarrrrrrrlsberg

Pirates favorite football manager?
Arrrrsene Wenger.

Favorite football team?
Bristol Rovers.

question
answer with an " r " in

"sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."

At doping control they tested this guy's blood.
Turned out his blood group is Ragu.

thats hippy
don't be so rude
he'll moderate your ass

;-0

Why would anyone moderate a donkey?

Jan Ullrich's still on the Nutella diet I see...

Nutella with a slice of EPO

Did you hear about the pirate that was sponsored by Apple?

He had an i-Patch!

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Which is the most feminist cheese?

Germane Gruyere.