General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

Bump for Londoners!
Still two places up for grabs in the German whip

A burger ostensibly made of dirt.

Like the one at old Souths.

A week and a half to go until our heralded wordsmith erupts in a torrent of dark and sweary storytelling.

I went and checked out the venue and it's looking good. Give us a nod if you're coming and I'll make sure they order up on cold beer and the fixings for greasy buttys.

For the visiting foreigners, best bet for parking is on Sidney Street S1 4RG for satnav purposes. PM me if you want a number to call in case you need navigational assistance.

God, I could kill for cold beer and butties now!!! Roll on a week on Thursday!

One week to go...

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About the reprobates, for the reprobates, by the reprobate.

I won't let it change me - I'll always be a man of the peephole.

Good luck Luci! Can't wait for your London debut!

Cheers, @Cazakstan!
I'll hopefully have a couple of unheard pieces on the night as well as a bit of other chuntering.
Really looking forward to it now.
Sheffield... London... THE WORLD!!!

Don't, jump in fast eddie's German Whip and get two wild rides for the price of one.

Just a few more days to go.

Don't miss your chance while Luci is still an unsullied virgin at public speaking.

Virgin I'll accept, but unsullied? It'd hardly be worth my turning up.

He's about as unsullied as Kate Middleton was...

@General_Lucifer have you bookmarked as 'immaculate declamation'

I'm just about ready, I think.
What's people's thoughts on a drinks break, or do you think that would give people an excuse to fuck off and not come back?

People won't fuck off if you nail the doors shut.

You'll need one I'm sure, so factor one in for you. Hopefully someone in the audience will stand you a pint or two.

Great idea - I can send people to the bar for me!!

Take an actual break if you want, but I see this as an occasion to keep the old boy with the good stories propped at the bar sloshed while he gets more pissed and the stories more fantastical. Presumed there's gonna be an endless stream of pints heading your way.

Due to Mashton being sick as a parrot there's a space in the car..

Correction, 2 spare places. Colleague can't escape the kids for the evening now

C'mon London's Famous Forumengers, get them spaces booked, you'll never get another chance like it.

I tried to swing it, I have Friday off and everything. Free pass denied. :(

Shame - it would've been great to meet you!

I returned fron a few days off to a request I work 5-8pm Thursday. I politely made my excuses, still planning to get train across. Any mcr folks lurking also heading over?