General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

*blushes and then ponders charging for said bumming

You're on the bumming guest list.

In like Flynn.

For the bumming by a northern monkey or the funny anecdotes?

Or both?

Both. Hopefully.

What's happened to Devil?

Devil is...
...actually Fucking Amazing Dave. They are the same. Devil as a disguise for my brother didn't work for me, and I realised he was actually who he is - fucking amazing.
Therefore the possibility of you anyone meeting him is pretty real.

BOOM!

So your brother's in showbiz then?

Yup. You got an animal costume, he'll bong it.

"Belmed off his napper on twift..."

Much excited! Must stock up on the good stuff.....

You're a gent! Not TOO much though - I'm on the late shift next day and I've got to appear like I've not just spent the previous evening shouting obscenities to a London crowd and getting shitfaced on fine malts!

You'll be dead famous in thatLondon, and you're going to have to pretend to work you're not. Poetic, considering who your subject matter is.

So excited! (for stories, not bumming).

You'll be dead famous in thatLondon, and you're going to have to pretend to work you're not. Poetic, considering who your subject matter is.

Dunno about 'dead famous' but it is a weird feeling going back to work next day, pretending nothing just happened.
It helps with work, actually. Taking piss out of the goons in front of a live audience takes the sting out of my daily, grinding humiliations.

Don't grind anyone then.

Good advice. I'll stop doing that.

Especially Batley.