Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

Just did 50, gonna have to build up to 100, I'm fucked.

I can self harm with apple pies and burpies at home. No need to leave the house...

#covidfit #covidfun

JFGI

JFhI

I just did two and twanged my knee.

Alright, quarantine fitness thread:

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/345442/

https://twitter.com/IpsosMORI/status/1245666265026498560

What a stupid fucking poll.

With regard to the virus that is. If you're interested in partisan opinion it probably as some value. But that's not how it will be reported (nor how IM reported it).

The horror, the horror.

NSFW warning please

I think I'm going to have to start working in shorts and t shirt so I can do these mid work day burpees.

So far rocking 150 press-ups a day, running every other and flutter kicks every so often.

@hippy I like the idea of tracking each week what I'm doing though.

America is saved, Jared Kushner had taken over the corona portfolio. After bringing peace to the Middle East, that should be easy for golden boy.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/04/01/jared-kushner-coronavirus-response-160553

Apologies,
as Eddie Waring always used to say,
'as the pandemic spreads the breakdown of Society will be presaged
by the loss of internet forum etiquette'.

Wow, nuts. This is like some side-story from GTA V.

If you've been worrying about exactly how far/for how long you should ride your bike solo this might help put it in perspective.
https://twitter.com/SuptAndyCox/status/1245593927354208262

going to have to start working in shorts and t shirt

Start? Dafuq are you working in now?

https://twitter.com/LincsRuralCrime/status/1245217315651825664

Numberphile episode about Covid-19: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6nLfCbAzgo

(Haven't had a chance to watch it yet.)

Not to mention the behavior of dog walkers who go to the effort of bagging shit and then dump the bags: https://twitter.com/HeathHands/status/1245675227469828101

I look forward to all dogs being banned.

I don't get it

It does make you wonder whether a regularly emptied bin might help at all

They removed all bins from HH unannounced last week - was lucky I had a rucksack as both dogs were shitting like bastards that day.

We have bags of shit hanging in trees near the street.

The all too common species of Turdus Merulus (blackbird) Binbagus

Have tree's covered in those bags around here, does once person start and others copy? or is it a single persons contribution? where do they think it will go? what do they say if confronted? how do they get the high branches?

They removed all bins from HH unannounced last week

It was announced on Twitter. Maybe in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory too.

Barnet council were still emptying bins this morning when I was out for a walk.

Dafuq are you working in now?

Sat here in chinos and a shirt.....