General Election 2019

Oh yes, you're correct. But lots of people thought that was some sort of ploy at the time because most of the hearsay disagreed with him. I remember because it was the only time Farage's words gave me hope :)

300,000

Depends where those votes are cast: https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/insights/ge2017-marginal-seats-and-turnout/
and
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50349111

Well, turnout in this thread his higher than usual - hello Bothwell.

Still big queues in hackney. Not that it's the best data point to extrapolate from nationally.

It's not even 830. We've got a full 12 hours. Don't get excited.

So my labour mate is hearing CCHQ think they have a majority of 10 to 20

People posting 'intel' when they got no idea

Edit: That wasn't aimed at you in particular t-v.

Everyone is just pissing in the dark. I can't work out if good or bad rumours are worse!!

Well that is true! Just sharing what I am hearing - but nobody knows

I want all the rumours, there's nothing else at this stage!

And what do Labour think?

My mate just got a text from labour leadership saying exactly same as Moocher - no-one knows!

Trains out of Paddington fucked. Now heading out if Marylebone to High Wycombe, should get back to reading east to vote ~20 mins before polls close. Not sure if travel delay worse for Tories as commuters are generally more affluent or Labour as they’re generally anti Brexit which was a lot behind the 2017 swing. Sphincter tightening stuff

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1205218335358693377

Dickhead is out campaigning in his own seat now. Worried?

Edit: lol

@frankieboyle

Replying to @BorisJohnson

Can't imagine why you'd be in trouble. You've looked after those constituents like they were your own children.

Again - stating the obvious - but word from mates contact at sky news is that it is within 1 percent in Uxbridge

I'm always here, Will! I lurk on this thread for your informative data visualisations just as much as for cozey's comforting words!

Also yes I absolutely want rumours, especially rumours that cheer me up. If I hear anything realistic or bad then I think my guts might just explode. The blast will be so massive that you lot are gonna be pulling the shattered chunks of my body and house out of your gardens for years.

I go to my polling station at lunchtime, and because I live in zone 4 it is always empty except for me, but today I had to wait before i could go inside because two young ladies were taking selfies outside! And I had to wait again when i was leaving because there were THREE ENTIRE PEOPLE coming up the path in the opposite direction! absolute scenes

When I went to vote today the only queue was to take a photo with your dog next to the polling here sign.

I think I saw Mr Johnson headed out along the west way. Police stopped a whole junction whilst a silver jag and a few other cars sped past. Saw a shock of blonde hair so of course I had to shout ‘CUNT’ after the car...

You can still vote as long as you’re in the queue. Hurry scurry!

it's all too real now and soon

intermittent waves of nausea and despondency setting in - soul's self-protection mechanism kicking in

If you've not got a TV/licence, Bercow is on Skum News if you're longing to hear his dulcet tones again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

(actually I don't think you're allowed to watch this without a licence but fuck it, they chose to put it on Youtube)

Our Labour candidate going all out for the hipster vote;

https://twitter.com/elliereeves/status/1205236577993142302?s=20

licence

No need for a licence for sky TV. It's not a PSB.

You need a licence to watch any live TV in the UK, even if broadcast/streamed from abroad.

She's not at my house!

My source of intel is over as mate is off to go on ITV and I am catching the bus home. He is pessimistic. Waiting almost over though thank god.