Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZGJHDegPcU

I've got a mate who's doing really well in property

I've got a mate

Bragging thread >>>>

I told you it was cheese!

Yep, I was referred to him by the NHS.

Funnily enough after over a year of excruciating sciatic pain and not being able to ride my bike properly I was keen to have an expert sort me out but also have a surgeon who had experience of dealing with cyclists.

During the operation said surgeon found a hole in the lining around my spinal cord so I ended up having five days of flat bed rest and my bum wiped by nurses.

This doesn't seem very aspirational to me - or at all funny - but whatever floats @WillMelling 's boat I guess.

The point is this whole thread is shit and meaningless

Then why post in it?

As you say, it is shit.

@WillMelling 's boat

I was referred to him by the NHS.

lel

I dunno, certain people would pay a lot of money to have their arses wiped by nurses, or at least people dressed as nurses.

Would or do?

what has happened to this place?

have all the actual golfists left?

I’ve made money without meaning to

There never were any golfists, only (unintentional) aspirational golfists.

(I occasionally golf.)

Went to The River Cafe for a long lunch

I’m a global citizen

Theresa May making an appearance in the golf club thread?

The idea that being a global citizen makes you some sort of elite is an anti-Semitic trope

My family are spread all over the globe because they were hounded from their homes and the ones who stayed didn't survive

Back on track

Nothing wrong with Glenfiddich, never going to be mind blowing perfectly decent for a whisky that you can get cheap and pretty much everywhere

A dripping with Darimo aethos is planned early 2023

Not sure if throwing loads of money at a bike really counts when you're on a bike forum

At least, I think it's still a bike forum

loads of money

Ramsaye making an appearance in the golf club thread

Whatever made you think that?

Must be thinking of mumsnet again

It was gaspacho soup day, the other day. The day after you posted that.

Did you celebrate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511VL3VEvQM

I spent all day on the piss after a work lunch escalated, if that's what you mean by celebrate?

Weirdly some American blog says Dec 6 is Gazpacho Day:
https://nationaltoday.com/national-gazpacho-day/