Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Obvs this is on top of the blue pills and the cholesterol meds.

I am on cholesterol meds... 😳

... and viagra?

It's called 'stacking'. Talk of the golf bar gym bros for at least 30mins last week. Get ripped, fuck things. Ra!

I've dodged that bullet so far, I'm on two different blood pressure pills tho'!! 💀

I stopped taking my anticoag stuff. Fuck it. Come at me, death.

Taunting death while living in Australia, through a deadly pandemic, without taking their heart medicine.

You all right, hippy?

He's over here stealing our death.

we've got proper wood flooring in a couple of en-suites

Being Australian doesn't necessarily mean living in Australia - it can also mean living in Shepherd's Bush or Wimbledon.

I always thought "the bush" was a colloquialism for the Australian outback/ desert, didn't realise it was west London!
Everyday is a school day.

I once went to a Hilltop Hoods gig at Shepards Bush Empire.
It was........interesting.

I haven't been to Oz for a few years now. Was supposed to go back for bro's birthday earlier this year but obvs that didn't happen.

I've been dodging death in the UK for yonks. Still kicking. That fuck's scythe is too blunt for this fat fuck.

When I say bush I mean bush (unless I mean BUSH) but you'll often hear bastards saying Shebu. I will use that term only if I know someone else that is annoyed by it is nearby :)

"take a plane to japan and drink sake with the mafia, fly to Libya for some bacardi with gadafi-ya" is one of my favourite lyrics :) It's the only track of theirs I know/have so it comes up during turbo sessions a bit. If I can sing the whole song without puking I'm ready to race.

Bruce Ripper walks into the bush, hides in a bush, smokes some bush, and if he's lucky, touch Sheila Strewth's bush.

I don't remember any of it!
Did buy the vinyl though, which has remained unplayed.

Rob Beckett and Josh Widicombe had this discussion on their podcast a while back - Rob has 8 bins 🤯

Due to a strange mix of circumstances, I find myself in a cheap hotel bang opposite The Service Course in Wilmslow.

For me, that’s peak Golf Club.

Much as I want to get the fuck out of Dodge at the crack of dawn, I’m tempted to pop in for a skinny latte early doors, for shits and giggles.

I haven’t had a look in here for a while.

This one made me shudder

Have you seen the prices of genuine Nazi flags?

my dad took me there on our drive back from his farm house near Epinal when i was 13

I remember querying that with the OP; I vaguely recall their response seemed reasonable, fwiw.

Handle-less mugs no less.

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Handle-less mugs

= tall bowl?

A beaker? Edit. That'd need a lid. So yes, a tall bowl perhaps.