Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

My mum wakes up in the night to have a coffee then goes back to sleep. 2 large spoons of Nescafé gold blend she lives in Yorkshire coffee machines are forbidden in the Danelaw.

Ah, did you master the art of freeze-drying at home? :)

Self referral, me 5 minutes ago
"Have you seen the camembert baking dish?"

Hexagonal jars in a drawer with labels on the lids.

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Pasta making date is middle class af

/Time wasted

Double post tastic.

Don't ever bother making gnocchi. It takes ages and isn't any better than the bought stuff.

You aren't making the gnocchi right.

On the gnocchi front... parsnip gnocchi. Although can only ever be bothered once in a blue moon.

recipe? have a load from the allotment and bored of roast / soup :)

I think I took it from Nigel slater originally but can’t find it in any of the books - this is pretty much it though:

https://www.riverford.co.uk/recipes/parsnip-gnocchi-with-walnut-dressing

Pleasingly OCD until I saw the thyme. Then the red lid :(

Realised we haven't been in the guest bedroom for about a year apart from searching for the cat

Ah, thank you!

Can't have everything, the other drawer is much more of a mess.

Missed out the bit about the mould on the walls 😂

My flatmate has just bought a few-months-old bike at a good discount. The seller has packed it in a box using woolen blankets for padding material and pound coins as piston spacers

eco friendly and trickling the wealth down! Literally the conservative manifesto.

I got in late so only have 2.3 GME shares but it could buy me a nice watch by the end of next week.

It's like the Eighties all over again.

Well fuck me this place really is a fucking middle class enclave.

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The IT bores have taken over, mate... 👎

heh

“Bought a water flossing machine gizmo, it's great, I bloody hate flossing so this is a revelation... Such clean, wow...”

A golf bag carrier and a gun carrier were some of the available accessories.

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hahaa!!! touché

Am think seriously about a shotgun holster for when I get to the sticks.