General election 2015

^ but when it arrives it turns out to be 18 inches

Is that his real signature or has one of his kids tried to forge it for him?

I hope they played the appropriate music at the unveiling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDutVaWRzZk

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/03/armando-iannucci-general-election-better-selves-bold-and-inclusive

^ this

Bout to drop the most fire immigration policy of 2015

In case you're having trouble deciding between party leaders:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2015/may/04/who-should-be-the-next-prime-minister-a-guide-to-the-election-by-chris-simpsons-artist-in-pictures?CMP=fb_gu

Farage looks a bit like Farage, all the other drawings are shit.
Must try harder.

reminds me of these that a friend's done. I think they're rather good.
http://mrmoliver.co.uk/WESTMINSTER-WUNDERKAMMER

Job done...

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My ballot paper only just arrived, too late to vote... Bah!

Is it? My parents are posting theirs tomorrow! I'm pretty sure if you are too late you can still hand a postal vote in on election day.

I'm in Oztraya innit, famz?

Since when have prisoners had the vote?

I was cleared of all charges, Ollie...

Send it via pigeon. Make sure you pack nuun tablets in it's jersey pockets.

Nick Clegg has ruled out the possibility of having Katie Hopkins killed if he returns to power. Clearly going to lose a few votes there.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/04/nick-clegg-katie-hopkins-arrested_n_7206870.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

richard littlejohn there, comparing Labour to jimmy savile.

find the link yerself if you desperately want to read the vile wankstain's witterings.

thanks for votes, dick!

^ wow, Thatch n Savile look eerily similar in that photo, like siblings.

Also, the 'absurd' 'duplicity' of Littlejohn's 'shambles' of a column - lol

Thank fuck its only really going to be read by little-Englanders anyway.

more kiplols.

https://twitter.com/PSbook/status/594189996497702913

North Korea

The most terrifying emerging trend is that people seem to think that a single party has to get a majority of votes to be legitimate and lead parliament, meaning a coalition formed by whichever of the tories and labour win the least seats will get mauled in the media.

In my mind a coalition is more democratic, since it reflects a more even representaion of voter preference. Is that not the case?

This is an interesting article (well I thought so);

https://www.stratfor.com/weekly/how-british-elections-represent-state-europe?utm_source=freelist-f&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Gweekly&utm_campaign=20150505&mc_cid=d071fbf27c&mc_eid=d4b571b510