ELF - First Videos

that bloody danny macaskill rides on the flipping pavement.. and videos it.

take their cycling proficiency badges off them

Team Clonc - YouTube

Look at this shit, pavement, carpark and mall riding. Ban them from less than 3 wheels for life!

Public Domain - High Ollie Zone - YouTube

Look at this shit, pavement, carpark and mall riding. Ban them from less than 3 wheels for life!

Not sure, 3 wheels can get kinda crazy too.

Sidehack Sesh! - YouTube

^^^ I can't remember how many times I've watched that Team Clonc video, it's the best thing on the internet. #straightoutofbrompton

mother fucking clonc dudes

@ 26 seconds and 1:03 .. the way he leaves ALL other cyclists for dead

Yeah that's the one.

I'd love to watch the Elves attempt to climb Gold Hill.

I'd love to watch the Elves attempt to climb Gold Hill.

That's in a different film, isn't it?

that bloody danny macaskill rides on the flipping pavement.. and videos it.

take their cycling proficiency badges off them

Yeah there's kind of a difference between doing tricks in a pedestrianised area, considerately making space and keeping clear of any pedestrians whilst providing entertainment to onlookers - and deliberately cutting up pedestrians because you think it's cool.

No idea why people are trying to use one to excuse the other in this thread.

I also think you should avoid shitting people up but they're hardly riding around with spinning knives on their wheels and holding scissors, there is little real danger, just douchery.

i think that's what's the turnoff.

the impulse to exhaustively document banal, slightly douchey riding, put more effort into the post-production than a Ridley Scott movie, and all in the name of...? I can't figure it out. The credits/rider profiles suggest that you're all latter day Danny MacAskills or something, and you're not. You're guys that ride bikes. On streets. In a city. Quite badly. A soundtrack and some filters isn't really making me want to come hang out with you, if that's your aim.

These two together.
There was a guy at my school that got into yo-yos a year too late. Needless to say he practised at home.

I find it quite amusing that people have looked at a Macaframa video of a guy going down a steep hill with no brakes and bleeding off speed by skidding to stay under control, and said "that's what the cool kids do, I'm going to do it randomly on flat streets for no reason".

I wonder what my commute to work would look like if I videoed it in slowmo with a soundtrack?

But eh, apart from the trying way too hard bit, seems largely harmless to me.

the tool only just missed going under the bus cause he couldn't stop
he needs to practice his skidding a bit more

smoke off the tyres was well cool though

I watched Jaws 3 last night.

Definitely had a lower production budget than ELF.

Was a bit more entertaining though.

Swings/roundabouts.

Now I'm off to make a video of me forgetting to take the bins out (again!)-maybe with a nice menacing soundtrack and chrome lighting effect-and will upload it here in the hope that some of you guys will come round every two weeks and remember to do it for me. Pain in the fucking balls it is.

I watched Jaws 3 last night.

Definitely had a lower production budget than ELF.

Was a bit more entertaining though.

Swings/roundabouts.

Now I'm off to make a video of me forgetting to take the bins out (again!)-maybe with a nice menacing soundtrack and chrome lighting effect-and will upload it here in the hope that some of you guys will come round every two weeks and remember to do it for me. Pain in the fucking balls it is.

Slowmo fade out of the bin mans truck pulling away.

If I was going to drop a video I'd use a lot of strobe effects and would flash a peace sign after every skid.

I believe they are called edits now.

Slowmo fade out of the bin mans truck pulling away.

Followed by humorous out-takes as the credits roll. That shit always cracks me up.

Like you getting bin juice on your toes and shouting "Fuck" and stubbing your toe as you try to shake it off.

Or like me waking up in my pants with full on morning glory to the really annoying, loud noise of other more organised cunts getting their bins taken away and feeling like a total loser because it was the ONE thing I really should have done yesterday evening but I sat drinking beers in the sun in the garden and now when I look outside at the bins, I also see a wee chair surrounded by empty bottles of Moretti strewn across the grass, and it just makes the decision making processes that much clearer?

I'm sure we can aftereffects you in some decent sized morning wood.

Just think what's the bottom of that bin is going to smell like in another two weeks after sitting in the sun for two already.

Giving me the droop just thinking about it.

Yet strangely, I've got a bit of a chub going.

Just move your rubbish into your neighbours bins?

That's what I do.

My neighbours are the most po-faced, bitter and uptight people in the world.

Might be a plan.