ELF - First Videos

Hi ELF, when is the next video due to drop?

Your only defence isn't even valid as it's not illegal to walk on the road.

It's still like drivers think in cyclists should not be taking primary.

It's just dicking around, the main problem is it's painfully dull and douchey. You lot don't get into such a self righteous rage over BMX videos of guys jumping around in pedestrianised areas. The videos are boring and shit but you don't need to drag all the fun out of riding a bike.

show us a video of cunts on bmxs riding like cunts and i'll happily call them cunts too. It's unacceptable to ride in any fashion that shits other people up and if that's your benchmark for fun bike riding you should probably consider taking a bus.

Gives the rest of us a bad name.

I also think you should avoid shitting people up but they're hardly riding around with spinning knives on their wheels and holding scissors, there is little real danger, just douchery.

It's just dicking around, the main problem is it's painfully dull and douchey. You lot don't get into such a self righteous rage over BMX videos of guys jumping around in pedestrianised areas. **The videos are boring and shit **but you don't need to drag all the fun out of riding a bike.

i think that's what's the turnoff.

the impulse to exhaustively document banal, slightly douchey riding, put more effort into the post-production than a Ridley Scott movie, and all in the name of...? I can't figure it out. The credits/rider profiles suggest that you're all latter day Danny MacAskills or something, and you're not. You're guys that ride bikes. On streets. In a city. Quite badly. A soundtrack and some filters isn't really making me want to come hang out with you, if that's your aim.

Acquire bike. Ride bike. Go to pub. Try and ride home (or not!) Repeat.

rollin/hatin

slater gonna slate

more effort into the post-production than a Ridley Scott movie

Just you leave Ridley out of this!

Fulminator gonna fulminate

Alienators gonna alienate.

Their next video features two cyclists who wait, on a park bench, endlessly and in vain for the arrival of someone named Pinot. Pinot's absence, as well as numerous other aspects of the video, will lead to many different interpretations, most of which I'll continue to not really care about.

Waiters gonna wait

Actually, I really hope they run with the idea of making fixed gear video versions of all of Beckett's plays, at least there would be a point, or deliberately not a point, to them.

^ did lol. Looking forward to Fin de Fixie

Actually, I really hope they run with the idea of making fixed gear video versions of all of Beckett's plays, at least there would be a point, or deliberately not a point, to them.

I'd be interested to see how they did 'Endgame'. Presumably using Bromptons to fit in the bins

Hamm: Go and get two Brompton-wheels. Clov: There are no more Brompton-wheels.
Hamm: What have you done with your Brompton? Clov: I never had a Brompton.
Hamm: The thing is impossible.

comme ça

Just you leave Ridley out of this!

Ridley Scott? not a name i'm aware of. Did he make any good films?

He made hundreds. Such a pity they were basically all the same one :-/

the impulse to exhaustively document banal, slightly douchey riding, put more effort into the post-production than a Ridley Scott movie, and all in the name of...?

Ridley Scott...Name rings a bell.

The Matrix?

they were basically all the same one

Did a mean bike short

Blade Runner - Director's cut XXIIIII

Yeah that's the one.

The Matrix?

of course! sorry! I'm a Schwartzenegger fan as well doh!

It's just dicking around, the main problem is it's painfully dull and douchey. You lot don't get into such a self righteous rage over BMX videos of guys jumping around in pedestrianised areas. The videos are boring and shit but you don't need to drag all the fun out of riding a bike.

DIS

I find it a bit dull but then again I'm getting older. Were 6 pages really needed??

Rebukers gonna bukkake etc...

Can I direct you to http://www.lfgss.com/thread50817.html

currently at 205 pages