The word 'belm'

Belm is a great word, what's your beef again?
It is what Josie Long does for one thing.
What are you? A fucking scopie?

Jeez has been banned for trolling.

Mostly that means trolling my inbox with retarded reports

I miss him already.

54 appliances in rubber and elastic, a hundred thousand thank yous from 27 spastics!

I Dury: Spasticus Autisticus

It's all about context, shitferbrains....

I miss jeez too.

^^Chooooon!

is 'knob-jockey' unacceptable because it infers homosexual behaviour as someone who enjoys riding penis

Steady on there...

God rest his soul (Dury not Jeez).

Velocio banned for spoilsportingdom.

Is this like when Samuel L Jackson and Snoop Dogg say nigger and it's all socially acceptable? And for balance, despite being a school kid in the 80s, I hadn't encountered the word belm and assumed it was a contraction of bell-end and helmet, despite going to a school that was rough as a badger's fanny

Rough as a fadger?

...or a bagina

That just sounds like a bad vagina.

Get away from me with your new fangled words, blud

yeah that blue waffle. thats a bagina

so...that bad helmet. thst' s belmet

You can't say that word.

Can't say belmet? What about melbet? I think that has quite a ring to it. You fucking melbet. Yeah, like it.

What's all the kerfuffle? Has someone faked their own death or something?

You can't say kerfuffle either, it's a mix of Kermit and shuffle and is offensive to talking frogs.

Are shitlegs and fuckdust still permitted? I went by both those names for the two years of my police probation.

You'll need to wait until next week so jeez can confirm, but I believe they are acceptable.

Not a chance. Shitlegs is discriminatory against people with colon and rectal problems which result in unfortunate incidences of anal incontinence. A phrase which is definitely beyond the pale. Which is also apparently not a permissible phrase either.

Fuckdust is highly discriminatory towards people with eczema who like a good, fast knee-trembler.

The only good outcome of this story is to see all the indignated self-listed as good citizens for what could be just one of the common, ordinary, due-to-date, census.

I stand corrected, I'm starrected.

The only good outcome of this story is to see all the indignated self-listed as good citizens for what could be just one of the common, ordinary, due-to-date, census.

Dafuq usay?