For Sale: codswallop ( Charlie Z Harris - crazygill85@hotmail.co.uk ) defrauding people

I hope he buys a chocolate bar and opens it to find it melted and cooled again to have the milk separate out a bit.

no way, that's similar to what i was going to write. now i feel bad writing ' i hope Techy comes back cos this is getting boring, but i feel compelled to keep checking back cos my job allows me too and i'm a slacker'.

I hope he over cuts his finger nails and his mum gets him to make the salad with lemon.

I hope his water supply gets cut off just after he's lathered up his hair with shampoo.

I hope he leaves his drugs in his pocket and then puts them through the wash.

I hope he walks into a room and can't remember what he went in there for...

I hope he logs in and reads all these comments.

I hope he loses one of his gloves...

I hope he finds the lost glove but has already binned the other glove.

i hope he has mittens attached through his sleeves by string; he's gonna need them.

I hope his parents forget his birthday.

I hope his parents forget him.

I hope every lift he gets in stops on each floor before his...

I hope the shopping bag carrying his evenings dinner bursts.

I hope he walks into a room and can't remember what he went in there for...

this is my norm

as opposed to his mid day time dinner? is it lunch, dinner or tea? bare in mind Christmas dinner and the time you eat a roast dinner. i'm suggesting dinner time is not exclusively in the evening, as goonz seems to highlight. bloody southerners adding r's and that. cants

I hope his battery dies while he's texting to get the address of a party...

I hope he goes through a tunnel just before he can hit 'Place Bid' on ebay and loses an item he has convinced himself he needed...

I hope he gets wobbly tables everytime he goes out for dinner

I hope he walks under a tree to shelter from rain and gets a drip down the back of his neck...

I hope his cigarette sticks to his lips as he tries to take it out and that he burns his fingers on it

I hope he throws his cigarette out of his car window and it lands in the back seat and burns a hole in the seat cover...

I hope he gets a empty kinder egg

i hope he gets vanessa felched

I hope his ex-girlfriend meets someone taller with a better job than his and he finds out.