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• #152
Maaaarge, someone broke the toilet...
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• #153
Lisa: "Mom you fuss over us waaaay too much"
Marge: "Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you will have to take care of yourself!"
homer runs in
Homer: "Maaaaaaaarge, there's a spider near my car keeeys"
Marge: "You did the right thing by telling me. Shooo! Get out of here!"
Edit, just youtube'd the video, I got it word for word. I really need to get out more often.
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• #154
TV comedian: "See, black guys drive a car like this" mimes cool laid back driving posture "but white guys drive a car like this" mimes nerdy upright driving position TV auduence howls with laughter cut to Homer (crying with laughter): "Ah ha ha ha! It's true, we're so lame"
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• #155
Look at this country! U. R. GAY.
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• #156
Ok, let's see how good some of you are. I'll post a pic, you gotta quote the quote, then post your own.
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• #157
Ow. Quit it.
Ow. Quit it.
Ow. Quit it.
Ow. Quit it.
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• #158
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• #159
Look at this country! U. R. GAY.
[FOOTBALL]Dummett death threats over Suarez tackle reminded me of this quote and you beat me to it.[/FOOTBALL]
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• #160
Ralph Wiggum - "Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent"
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• #161
Reminds me of "Yay! Sleep! That's when I'm a viking!"
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• #162
Marge: Is that normal? referring to Ralph Wiggum
Wiggum: No, he's playing Wiggle Puppy. It's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. Hah, that dog has had some amazing adventures -
• #163
Tastes like burning.
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• #164
Bart: Got any threes?
Ralph: Go fish.
Bart: See, here's the problem, Ralph. You have several threes.
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• #165
Wiggum: "Nothing to see here, nothing to see here, move along now people... OH MY GOD! GET A LOAD OF THIS FLAMING WRECKAGE! Gather round now people, come on... don't be shy"
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• #166
From possibly the same episode, Krusty at a movie awards panel, justifying his choice of Mr Burns' terrible vanity project for the top award:
"Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh man, I said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud... OYYYYY!"
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• #167
Marge: "Hello Police, this is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage, over"
Wiggum: "thank god that's over, I was worried there for a second"
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• #168
Homer: "I only eat food in bar form. That's why I'm putting five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-size bar."
5 seconds later
"Hospital, please."
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• #169
Lisa - Dad, what are you doing down there?
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• #170
Mmmm I can feel three kinds of softness
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• #171
This is still unanswered and it's bugging me
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• #172
I was leaving it for someone else...
"hey, brother, pour the wine!"
Also just watched this last night..
Bart: "Otto Man, you're living in a dumpster?"
Otto: "Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."Here's the next 'quote the quote'
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• #173
Here's the next 'quote the quote'
Lisa: "Mom you fuss over us waaaay too much"
Marge: "Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you will have to take care of yourself!"
homer runs in
Homer: "Maaaaaaaarge, there's a spider near my car keeeys"
Marge: "You did the right thing by telling me. Shooo! Get out of here!"Edit, just youtube'd the video, I got it word for word. I really need to get out more often.
There's A Spider Near My Car Keys - YouTube
Easy
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• #174
I'm gonna go series 2 on yo' ass, just watch
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• #175
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...Nothing at all...NOTHING AT ALL"
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?