Quotes from The Simpsons

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  • I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

  • Maaaarge, someone broke the toilet...

  • Lisa: "Mom you fuss over us waaaay too much"

    Marge: "Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you will have to take care of yourself!"

    homer runs in

    Homer: "Maaaaaaaarge, there's a spider near my car keeeys"

    Marge: "You did the right thing by telling me. Shooo! Get out of here!"

    Edit, just youtube'd the video, I got it word for word. I really need to get out more often.

    There's A Spider Near My Car Keys - YouTube

  • TV comedian: "See, black guys drive a car like this" mimes cool laid back driving posture "but white guys drive a car like this" mimes nerdy upright driving position TV auduence howls with laughter cut to Homer (crying with laughter): "Ah ha ha ha! It's true, we're so lame"

  • Look at this country! U. R. GAY.

  • Ok, let's see how good some of you are. I'll post a pic, you gotta quote the quote, then post your own.

  • Ow. Quit it.
    Ow. Quit it.
    Ow. Quit it.
    Ow. Quit it.
    Ow. Quit it.

  • Look at this country! U. R. GAY.

    [FOOTBALL]Dummett death threats over Suarez tackle reminded me of this quote and you beat me to it.[/FOOTBALL]

  • Ralph Wiggum - "Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent"

  • Reminds me of "Yay! Sleep! That's when I'm a viking!"

  • Marge: Is that normal? referring to Ralph Wiggum
    Wiggum: No, he's playing Wiggle Puppy. It's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. Hah, that dog has had some amazing adventures

  • Tastes like burning.

  • Bart: Got any threes?
    Ralph: Go fish.
    Bart: See, here's the problem, Ralph. You have several threes.
    Ralph: Go fish.

  • Wiggum: "Nothing to see here, nothing to see here, move along now people... OH MY GOD! GET A LOAD OF THIS FLAMING WRECKAGE! Gather round now people, come on... don't be shy"

  • From possibly the same episode, Krusty at a movie awards panel, justifying his choice of Mr Burns' terrible vanity project for the top award:

    "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh man, I said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud... OYYYYY!"

  • Marge: "Hello Police, this is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage, over"

    Wiggum: "thank god that's over, I was worried there for a second"

  • Homer: "I only eat food in bar form. That's why I'm putting five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-size bar."

    5 seconds later

    "Hospital, please."

  • Lisa - Dad, what are you doing down there?
    Homer - Washing my fat guy hat honey!

  • Mmmm I can feel three kinds of softness

  • This is still unanswered and it's bugging me

  • I was leaving it for someone else...

    "hey, brother, pour the wine!"

    Also just watched this last night..
    Bart: "Otto Man, you're living in a dumpster?"
    Otto: "Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."

    Here's the next 'quote the quote'

  • Here's the next 'quote the quote'

    Lisa: "Mom you fuss over us waaaay too much"
    Marge: "Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you will have to take care of yourself!"
    homer runs in
    Homer: "Maaaaaaaarge, there's a spider near my car keeeys"
    Marge: "You did the right thing by telling me. Shooo! Get out of here!"

    Edit, just youtube'd the video, I got it word for word. I really need to get out more often.
    There's A Spider Near My Car Keys - YouTube

    Easy

  • I'm gonna go series 2 on yo' ass, just watch

  • "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...Nothing at all...NOTHING AT ALL"

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