Awkward Moments

^ What I find the worst about that post is that you didn't get the cup of tea

Yo dawg, I heard you liked awkward moments so I put an awkward moment in your awkward moments thread

Yesterday in my dance class I caught someone sniffing my hair.

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How did they react to being caught?

TW2 was just being friendly

I hope it was the hair on your head...

Too far...

was on a survey vessel a couple of months back

one of the clients (Canadian guy) wanted his laptop put on the company network. I said 'no can do' but I could get him hooked into corporate wireless. Went up to see him and he booted his laptop up - it went straight onto a full size JPEG of a young naked girl doing bad things to a naked fella's wanger.

"Don't know how that got there" he mumbled, before minimising it....only to show another photo, this time of several naked girls in the back of a limo, all getting about each other

"Just another day in my car" he said

ooh dance class... awkward

^ ha, kind of have to rate him for the second comment

Have several times sent the "xxxx is really getting on my tits / is a massive twat" text to xxxx instead of the intended recipient.

I was in a book shop in the airport with my colleague a few weeks back looking for a present for my eldest, spotted a "My first Bible", picked it up and said, jokingly, I could get this. He replied, "My daughter has one".

"Just another day in my car" he said

Haha!!

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How did they react to being caught?

He was quite brazen about it, he didn't think it was weird at all. Though this is the guy who once asked me if he could be filmed dancing with me so he could show the video to his girlfriend.

TW2 was just being friendly

The hair-sniffer actually has a bit of a thing for TW2 - they have matching trainers now <3

Besties4lyf

I once ate my starter with the fork meant for my main, if only the floor would've swallowed me up.

Your hair does look like it smells nice, must be the dry shampoo.

He was quite brazen about it, he didn't think it was weird at all. Though this is the guy who once asked me if he could be filmed dancing with me so he could show the video to his girlfriend.

Wow. Seems like a balanced person. Definitely a good choice for a dance partner.

Your hair does look like it smells nice.

Awkward as fuck

I was at a party once, and my girlfriend was sat at a table chatting with other people. I went over and stood behind her, started playing with her hair, and looked across the table to see...my girlfriend, looking at me in a not-very-amused way.

They both had almost identical hair in both colour and style, and both had the same name. So slightly more explicable.

Your fiancée is your sister and your cousin? That must be awkward.

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Give it a rest - You know that is nothing but inflamatory.

I was at a party once, and my girlfriend was sat at a table chatting with other people. I went over and stood behind her, started playing with her hair, and looked across the table to see...my girlfriend, looking at me in a not-very-amused way.

They both had almost identical hair in both colour and style, and both had the same name. So slightly more explicable.

I was fondling my wife's arse while we were dancing in a club.

Then I look up and see my wife standing on my other side, wondering why I'm fondlng some random.

during my brief stint at college in the mid 90s before I dropped out and got a real job I had just bought the latest must-have tech gadget for those who couldn't afford a proper mobile phone + contract. a pager (cringe 1).

during my business studies class the teacher was banging on about some kind of trends in technology or something and began talking about pagers, so I went ahh and proudly held mine aloft (cringe 2).

the teacher then said ahh do you have a pager? to which I sarcastically said "no it's a tamagotchi" sadly having only been at college for a couple of weeks he didn't yet know I was a sarcastic bastard so he took it at face value and went "oh, ok" and carried on talking. leaving the whole class of my peers with whom I was still trying to ingratiate myself thinking that as a 16 year old I liked to play with tamagotchis (possibly the one worse thing than thinking I owned a pager).

I still feel a physical twinge in my gut when I think about it. it may be the actual reason I stopped going to college.