For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

You can literally choose whatever parts you want to go with your crappy, heavy, Cro-Mo frame, available in THREE sizes. So creative and custom.

Custom.

Thank you Foffa for giving me the creative outlet I so desperately need.

I think we can obviously see that the last 2 pages are solely populated by the forum arse-lickers,

The foffa-shit joke was funny at first,

now it's just become a witch hunt to try and further destroy the blokes name and reputation, yes I've read the foffa-popcorn thread, yes I know he's made mistakes,
I couldn't give 2 fucks tbh,

what sickens me is the "in-joke" forum arse lickers, still lireally posting the same old shit,

It's boring, it was boring a month ago and it's still boring now,

Fucking grow up.

whinging jealous cunts.

Fuck off you gurning smeg flavoured flange.

"You must spread some rep..."

http://foffabikes.com/sale

Hey look who has a sale on?

How can someone make so many bikes that look uniformly ugly? Surely by accident he's make a nice bike at least once?

I sometimes wonder if foffa is actually velocity boy, and the entire company is just a ruse to get more of a community feel to this site so he could get more money for microcosm...

You may think that sounds crazy, but is it more unlikely than the actual story of foffa?

foffa-popcorn

Bristol Scale Type 5?

I think we can obviously see that the last 2 pages are solely populated by the forum arse-lickers,

The foffa-shit joke was funny at first,

now it's just become a witch hunt to try and further destroy the blokes name and reputation, yes I've read the foffa-popcorn thread, yes I know he's made mistakes,
I couldn't give 2 fucks tbh,

what sickens me is the "in-joke" forum arse lickers, still lireally posting the same old shit,

It's boring, it was boring a month ago and it's still boring now,

Fucking grow up.

whinging jealous cunts.

For fairness we could go and slag off all other companies that produce crap bikes yet pretend they are the shit.

We can call it the Turdy Bikes thread. Or something. If that makes you happy.

Thanks for your definition of dannifoffa!

dannifoffa

peddler of shite

that guy on the market stall is a dannifoffa

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I think we can obviously see that the last 20 pages are solely populated by the forum arse-lickers...

Seven,what time do you open in the morning.I wanna come down and buy one of those bikes youve got on sale,have you got any of them baby blue fixies left or if not one of those with the designer stickers on them

'Vintage' Foffa....
"Handbuilt by Dani"
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Foffa-single-speed-HAND-BUILT-BY-DANNY-FOFFA-/251347338641?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item3a85780591

lol

'Vintage' Foffa....
"Handbuilt by Dani"
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Foffa-single-speed-HAND-BUILT-BY-DANNY-FOFFA-/251347338641?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item3a85780591

lol

For sale is my brothers Vinatge original handmade by Danny Foffa himself single speed bike. This bike has had pretty minimal usage, just around London for a couple of months and has pretty much sat in our shed ever since. With a Brookes saddle and Schwalbe Blizzard Sport tyres this is the perfect commuter bike and comfort short tour bike. My brother paid over £800 so with this amount of use the bike is a bargain.Any questions feel free to ask. Preferably by text on 07895976168, Thanks, Seb
On 26-Sep-13 at 22:31:14 BST, seller added the following information:
If the bike sells for over £400 then I'll throw in a brand new foot stand bike pump and a used but in good condition, Giro Hex helmet in black!

Handbuilt by Dani Foffa himself amazing,did he use lugs in this build or did Dani fillet braze the frame,i cant tell from the pics

Amazon.com: POO Pourri Deja POO Before-you-go 5ml Bathroom Tester Spray: Everything Else

^ So you spray it on your anus and it helps you go?

I think we can obviously see that the last 2 pages are solely populated by the forum arse-lickers,

The foffa-shit joke was funny at first,

now it's just become a witch hunt to try and further destroy the blokes name and reputation, yes I've read the foffa-popcorn thread, yes I know he's made mistakes,
I couldn't give 2 fucks tbh,

what sickens me is the "in-joke" forum arse lickers, still lireally posting the same old shit,

It's boring, it was boring a month ago and it's still boring now,

Fucking grow up.

whinging jealous cunts.

repped!

This thread was better when it was just about poo...

I was late for work today because I was reading through this thread.

You should only read this thread while ate work, on the toilet, having a shit.

Which will also give rise to new topics for this thread.

People in the next cubicle lolling is doubt to cause some freak-outs with all resulting effects :):)

Fuck off you gurning smeg flavoured flange.

Flavoured? I know about the smell, but the flavour eludes me. Über, the stage is yours.

The saddles, the saddles, the saddles

Flavoured? I know about the smell, but the flavour eludes me. Über, the stage is yours.

Your mother could give you a better description than me I'm afraid, I lack the flexibility to orally self-service and I'm ashamed to say that even if I could, I'd be more diligent and considerate about my hygiene.

But only in the case of self-servicing, I assume. googles megadeth's old bootleg EP 'smegma breath'

^ So you spray it on your anus and it helps you go?

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