For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Foffa's Law?

I pity anyone coming on here to sell one in the future, forumengers will be like flies around shit.

^ Repped.

This was posted in the memes thread its natural home is here.

In honour of the 7 types of turd post from ages ago...

Love them van meme parodies. It's sad when you find yourself with Nigel "even a broken clock is not a total cunt twice a day" Farage

Ah yes, that was in response to the Bristol Stool [strike]ch[/strike]tart.

number 2 looks like a pain in the ass

I had to walk a friend of my girlfriend's dog...etc

The end.

A true gem. Made me do a sick burp and everything.

Repped.

My mate once showed me a 'cool trick' that his dogs did.

All it was was him taking a piss and his dogs lapping from the arching stream of urine, and then him taking a shit on the grass and his dogs eating it.

And your mate allowed you to witness this?

I trust he's an ex-mate?

He did all that in front of you?

Two sorethroats, one pup

by dog he means his homeboys. he was the dog.

"You must spread some shit before giving it to General Lucifer again"

..and then the dogs licked his face, etc..

I found it hilarious at the time.

He did live in the middle of nowhere and probably got very bored in the evenings and during the holidays.

Dogs eating shit is like the internet out there.

Milky biscuit is like Playstation.

^ryan gosling's come a long way since then.

I wonder if being inbred makes you a good banjo player?

goes off to email Marcus Mumford

Me and the manfriend had a laugh/eyeroll watching Mumfords videos as they were going all hardcore 80s metal headbanging while playing Banjo.

Without even having the hair for it. No axe, not the music, not even the hair...

...tsss.

It fills me with joy that the natural progression from shit is to Mumfords (or the Trustfund Wurzels as I once heard them called).

Next: Embarrassing Mumford stories!

I have one about my Mum in a Ford cortina.

Ahh, capri would have been better.

It fills me with joy that the natural progression from shit is to Mumfords (or the Trustfund Wurzels as I once heard them called).

Magic!! ( from a musician who doesn't get half the shit under the banner of music out there...)
"Nice tune boys, let me know when you find a melody for it..."

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