For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

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  • I once vomited in a bin in the trainstation as I didn't want to leave a platter of steaming sweetcorn for others. That's just...rude. Maybe we just make less of a fuss ;)

    Ha! are we moving onto vomit stories?

    I can hold my drink usually, but one time I threw up in my friend's sock drawer.

    Fun times. He still doesn't know it was me...

  • I had a girl puke on my cock once....

  • should've washed it first.

  • A chap at a former job went to Thailand on holiday, after sex with a prostitute she threw up on him.

    The following night she did it again.

    I never did get to the bottom of why after being thrown up on did he go with the same woman the following evening.

    We understood the use of prostitutes and what made them sick, the guy was a cretin with all the attraction of a fresh turd in a swimming pool.

  • merging poo and puke nicely there. smooth transition. rep.

  • A while ago, when waiting for a TGV, I visited the station toilet at Libourne. Relatively new and made from/clad in stainless steel it was, however, still one of those 2 footpad 1 hole contraptions. What made it unusual, and unique in my experience, was a fold down, cantilevered, seat. This allowed a more throne like use of the facility, albeit with an air gap where the porcelain would normally be. I found it mildly interesting that someone had designed a system to cater for both normal usage and those of a more Gallic persuasion.

    Can't tell you how well it worked, I only needed a piss.

  • This thread is just getting better and better by the minute.

  • Now, throwing up I'm an expert at.

  • i just took a migraine shit then puked not 15 minutes ago. hellish.

    and why is there always a bit of lettuce in there when you haven't eaten any for days?

  • if it had been onion i don't know what I would have done after the Claw's story. lost my shit for sure.

  • Is the bike still available?

  • Reminds of when me and a friend went to Egg one bank holiday weekend a couple of years back after what was meant to be a couple of quiet social drinks. By about 3am we had both kicked our bodies into submission with various concoctions of drink and powder and I wanted to leave. I found my mate tongue deep in a young ladies mouth, not really moving but swaying side to side. I tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention to tell him I was going and as he detached himself from the unfortunate lady, a stream of yellow vomit flew from both their mouths.

    I'm not sure who started it, but he says they were both sick in each other.

  • romantic. are they married yet?

  • Can't remember...

  • What if OP was to close/delete the thread... Bossman willing, would it be retrievable?

  • he can't delete it, only close it, and it can still be re-opened and merged into something else.

  • Should just lump it in with the other faffa thread. It's much the same, except with slightly more fecal analogies.

  • Merge into HHSB, that's full of shit already

  • "Merge into HHSB, that's full of shit already."

    Unlike the rest of the forum.

  • merge it with the ned kelly thread

  • Reminds of when me and a friend went to Egg one bank holiday weekend a couple of years back after what was meant to be a couple of quiet social drinks. By about 3am we had both kicked our bodies into submission with various concoctions of drink and powder and I wanted to leave. I found my mate tongue deep in a young ladies mouth, not really moving but swaying side to side. I tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention to tell him I was going and as he detached himself from the unfortunate lady, a stream of yellow vomit flew from both their mouths.

    I'm not sure who started it, but he says they were both sick in each other.

    Somebody's bound to have a romantic both vomiting/shitting in the same toilet story... ;)

    Not me. Though a mutual stomach bug destroyed the "no farting in bed" rule in a few hours.

  • paging Luci

  • Once, when I was a lad, in the middle of the night I wandered to the bathroom for a shit, half-asleep and naked, and turned out to be pretty constipated. I was convinced nothing came out, so stumbled back to bed without bothering to wipe. On the way, I heard a dull thud behind me, and was shocked to see a turd behind me on the carpet - I was thinking 'ha, weird, I just tried to have a shit' - it took me a few seconds to work out what happened. I can remember to this day that noise, it felt pretty dense through the plastic bag when I picked it up

    Probably worse than this was the next day when I told a couple of friends, who obviously thought it was pretty funny, I turned round after and saw a girl from my form, (who I actually thought was pretty fit at the time) with her jaw dropped, shaking her head in disgust at overhearing my story. She didn't really talk to me through the rest of school

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For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

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