What do you think about while cycling?

"Bye sunshine"

"Fucking rain, I just cleaned this"

"Cocking TT gears"

"I didn't just give you the eye cos I fancy you, you arrogant wanker - I did it to make sure you acknowledged I was there!"

"Fuck this is boring"

"Nodder"

"Nice arse"

"No *you *go, no really *you *go, oh ok then"

"Nice one, ta"

"Shitfuckcuntwhatthefuckwasthat?!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"In the summertime when the weather is fine.."

"Better take it easy douche, you're training tonight"

"WHY?" sigh

"la la la la la la la"

"Go Go GO"

"la la la la la la la"

I know that thought very well.

I bet that girl that just gave me the eye really fancies me!

I bet that girl that just gave me the eye really fancies me!

"I didn't just give you the eye cos I fancy you, you arrogant wanker - I did it to make sure you acknowledged I was there!"

Oh :-(

"Why am I doing this?"

"Must get faster"

"Can't be arsed"

"If tyres are made of rubber, am I erasing all the mistakes on this bit of road?"

What would Scoble have done in that situation?

"These are the softest tyres I've ever ridden, Bar none."