What do you think about while cycling?

"Fucking Audis"

"Sure could do with stopping right now"

"Must... not... stop... "

"14% descent... woooo hooooo!!!!"

"Get out of my way you slow, wobbling, piss-poor nodder."

No mention of pies or dwarves from you yet hippy?

"14% climb... youcuntyboollcksfuckcunt"

Htfu

^^^^ Is what I expect some people say. ;)

No mention of pies or dwarves from you yet hippy?

Forum mythology.. I don't eat pies or molest midgets.

Shhh...

If I'm cycling with a certain friend I'm just thinking HTFU, we're in the same situation just stop complaining.

Where's Indra gone?

;-)

"I think my dick has literally worn off, yes, it has worn off, I'm sure of it"

If I'm cycling with a certain friend I'm just thinking HTFU, we're in the same situation just stop complaining.
Or, HurryTFU!!!

"Pfft... try hard...I could take you if I had one leg and was pedalling with my eyes closed whilst singing Advance Australia Fair"

"There can't be any salt left in my body.. "

"Wanker"

"This sucks"

"Maybe I can just ride to this next town.."

"Just one more town and then I'll turn around.."

"Okay, this next one and then I'll turn around.."

I should buy a new bike. This one's too slow!

Murakami is not pleased with the title of this thread, that's what I'm thinking about right now.

Wind up bird.

"If I could catch you I would set off your air bags and drag you out the window in front of your own car and release the brake"

"Ah, sunshine"