2013-07-20 Sat/Sun - Dunwich Dynamo DD21

You lot seem to all be concentrating on feeding up as prep. What about sleep?

I'm just about to spark a fat bowl of cheese weed and get mad crazy caned so I can fall asleep for the next 20 hours and be fresh as a daisy for tomorrow night.

I've heard this is what Brailsford recommends for the DD.

^ That might explain Froome's munchies on the ADH yesterday.

So we need to print out a barcode for the coach ticket (phones not ok appaz)... Good thing they sent it out before everyone left work for the weekend.

Given the likely number of forum caps all on the same ride, will the cap curse cause the apocalypse? Or at least a meteor strike on the Essex/Suffolk area?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23382771

It's already begun

Just skin up, less weight to carry.

Practical advice and an actual lol on a full train platform. Chapeau.

So we need to print out a barcode for the coach ticket (phones not ok appaz)... Good thing they sent it out before everyone left work for the weekend.

Oh ffs. What a ball ache.

I have a spare return on the coach if anybody wants it please get in touch! Gx

So we need to print coach tickets>?

What the fuck are they playing at sending the barcode a day before? arggghhh

So we need to print coach tickets>?

Yep. I don't have a printer or know anyone with one either!

Take a photo of the barcode/save the email and let them scan your phone screen?

Disclaimer: this will probably not work.

The email specifically says not to do that!

I still have a ticket available for this. £20.

I've eaten all my jelly snakes, so now i won't have any left for the DD. Am I going to die? Maybe I should bring a torch so I can forage in hedgerows and people's bins so I don't starve.

Disclaimer: this will probably not work.

See, my advice was right.

I've eaten all my jelly snakes, so now i won't have any left for the DD. Am I going to die? Maybe I should bring a torch so I can forage in hedgerows and people's bins so I don't starve.

Pssst, Hollie, you'll most likely have a battery-powered detachable headlight on your bike which doubles very neatly as a torch.

Everybody: you should have been given your ticket (with barcode) when you bought it

^ Aye

I haven't ridden in more than 3 weeks...

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Nope. Two email confirmations but no barcode till 6.50 this evening...

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Nope. Two email confirmations but no barcode till 6.50 this evening...

Yep. What Hammer said

Barcode is a fuckin joke! Who the fuck has a printer? So last century.

I have never owned a printer, in fact.

And the 'barcode' is actually blank on my email...

It does say you can book in without it but it will take a long time.

Bah.

1. Take photo of barcode with phone.
   
2. Take phone to tattoo shop tomorrow morning.
   
3. Get barcode tattooed on wrist and / or neck.
   
4. Get wrist / neck scanned and board coach.
   

If anyone wants me to print out their barcode PM me but you're responsible for meeting me to collect at the start - sound OK?