My first London Ride Video

I'm off sick - don't want to bring down the rest of the team. I suppose what I should've done was gone in, and made an edge-of-the-seat video showing me pushing past people in the corridors, coughing and sneezing in their faces, barging into offices with the door ajar, uninvited, and generally smearing my sickness all over the shared city space.

You know, just for the thrill of it.

Lazy fuckers take days off sick.

Classic, 10/10, would watch again!

hahah great

Just watched it again, everytime you see it you discover new depths, it's just so multi-layered. Avant-garde film making.

the camera does not go where my head does though, so how can my awareness be commented upon

Exactly, this is very 'cinema verite' - and you can tell the artist really understands his own work with his statements about consciousness/awareness and the camera as object/narrator. 8/10 would turner prize again.

Lazy fuckers take days off sick.

He said it in a way to relate to your video mate.
By calling him that you're insulting yourself.

Selfish pricks infect workplaces, or jelly-brained cretins whose will is weaker than the bacteria or viruses which are using them for dissemination. A bit like the way your clueless bike is being led by an organism harmful to the species at large.

That effect with the moving black side bars, made me stop watching it.
Try to minimise effects, using them only when moving from scene to scene at a push. Playing full screen was a painful experience.
Music is shit too.

6/10 Marginally better than Premium Rush.

jelly-brained cretins whose will is weaker than the bacteria or viruses which are using them for dissemination.
BMMF is Boris Johnson, AICMFP.

Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

Needs more Winslet in a damp nightie.

Just watched it again, everytime you see it you discover new depths, it's just so multi-layered. Avant-garde film making.

Great feedback from a fellow filmaker > unappreciative cyclists witterings, who are no doubt also "keyboard warriors"

haha i understand your pain jamesrider as i went through this shit when i put a thread out a few days ago, most people dont read the initial post properly or miss entirely the point, and spout of at you for the wrong reason.

Oh hai! Sam32! You decided on a bike yet?

Line of Shite

Line of Shite

That what's covering your floor from the bathroom to your sofa?

I am confused now, some of you are cunts, some of you seem genuine and some of you might be being sarcastic and I just can't tell anymore, you have merged.

Needs more people walking in slow motion away from explodey cars.

I am confused now, some all of you are cunts,

ftfy

Im not sure if any of you have roed through london in this way but it really does look more dangerous than it is.

Love this.

Probably best to not ride like a cock then.

That what's covering your floor from the bathroom to your sofa?

From the windoooooooooow.....TO THE WALL!

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hahaha hey poots i was waiting for an old friend to make comment

yes i have im going to go for gold and spending large whilst i have the chance

At first I though it was crap.

Then I watched the utter shite of you filming yourself driving to Tesco...

WTF? Using a sepia filter doesn't make it anymore interesting.

Woah. Reminds me of my first Cine 2000 experience, from when they'd project a big fuck-off film inside a 360 degree dome. I felt sick then, and I feel sick now. .

Woah. Reminds me of my first Cine 2000 experience, from when they'd project a big fuck-off film inside a 360 degree dome. I felt sick then, and I feel sick now. .

Why have you got your cock out?

Why haven't you?

Why have you got your cock out?

You mean it's not expected? Damn, we need a proper published list of rules for film-watchers

Why haven't you?

touché