My first London Ride Video

here's a good video to counterbalance the shitness of the OP
Cancellara’s Descent « An Ordinary Cyclist - YouTube

Was this shot with a calculator on the handlebars? I feel sick after watching the 6 pixels and crazy waving of the film.

here's a good video to counterbalance the shitness of the OP
Cancellara’s Descent « An Ordinary Cyclist - YouTube

Not fair, the OP didn't have a helicopter at his disposal to held with additional camera angels.

^^ when they started to spend £3k on a bike.

When headbadges changed from:

to:

(I assume they are the same company)

has this been resolved yet?

Ignore the haters. That is an excellent piece of work. Its rawness and integrity speak loudly. The characterisation achieved by the idiosyncratic riding style of both the subject and the cameraman demonstrate an intrinsic understanding of the ebb and flow of traffic and, indeed, life in London. I found it profound yet light hearted. It moved me.

Please make more films. Please submit them for the London Bicycle Film Festival.

Haha this is a great paragraph, I'm not even sure if its serious or sarcastic but on the other hand it is so well written that I really don't care, it's the most entertaining and amusing repy of the whole thread.

Thanks

If you can't tell if this is sarcastic you should give up the internet

Fair play for making something creative to do with cycling. As a first attempt (it's got to be, right?) it's never going to get plaudits on something like this forum unless its really good.

Also please keep responding like a cock to everyone as it's quite entertaining.

If you can't tell if this is sarcastic you should give up the internet

It's ok I'm just not used to such cunty life haters, I'm shocked at how miserable almost every fucker on here is, it's like sitting with a bunch of 60+ ex h&s inspectors.

Its rawness and integrity speak loudly. The characterisation achieved by the idiosyncratic riding style of both the subject and the cameraman demonstrate an intrinsic understanding of the ebb and flow of traffic and, indeed, life in London. I found it profound yet light hearted. It moved me.

Cliveo, is this you?

Oh we're not life haters jamesrider, I'm actually very happy you posted that video. It made my day! Well, other peoples comments did, didn't actually watch the whole thing because I got bored - after about 30 seconds.

Seriously though, what did you expect? It's like going into a chess club and showing them a 3 hour game where you played (and eventually beat) your cat.

Also, love the name.

So much rep in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pG8yd70QRg

If you can't tell if this is sarcastic you should give up the internet

Some cruel things have been said about me but this takes the biscuit.

jamesrider ever been over to a good friend's house and they were all 'you HAVE to check out my holiday pics' and then you sat through them and you thought 'my God I like this person but these photos make me think that they are one of the most boring fucks in the whole world. I have to get out of here at any cost'. That's what your video is like. What feels exciting often looks shit on video. I mean people's lives makes terrible media, see FB, Twitter, LinkdIn for example - it's boring, disgusting stuff.

Aha too many times! Or when they find something funny and you "Laugh" along.

Cycling through Glasgow - Benny Hill style - YouTube

the most enjoyable cycling video I've ever seen.

Seriously though, what did you expect? It's like going into a chess club and showing them a 3 hour game where you played (and eventually beat) your cat.

Repped. Coffee all over my keyboard...

do you not have a job?

This reply is genius. I want that recognised.

Anyone with a job who doesn't poo on company time is stealing from themselves.

Some cruel things have been said about me but this takes the biscuit.

I'm sorry Clive. I will be more considerate in the future.

here's a good video to counterbalance the shitness of the OP
Cancellara’s Descent « An Ordinary Cyclist - YouTube

This is glorious.

Anyone with a job who doesn't poo on company time is stealing from themselves.

I like that

Your bouldering vid is good though, well worth the wait and made me actual real LOL TM. I'll not link it here as that'd be rude.

LOLZ, nearly wet myself then watching that !

Only watched a few minutes, but my comments would be, 'How not to cycle'.

It actually scared me watching it.

Also;

'How not to Boulder'

Still lolzing.

seriously though, send that bouldering clip into ybf, you'll get £250 !

#wipesawaytears

OP, not just here to have a go, but seriously - get some cycling lessons. You'll find your local authority probably offers them for free and at your convenience. We all have plenty to learn, and you'll likely find the skills make you feel safer and give you greater confidence.

At what point should we mention a.n.other forum type got a visit from plod after appearing in a similar video?

Oh my! Any link to the story on this one?

Just posted what the bicycle film societies next show will be here https://www.lfgss.com/thread102177.html