The Cat Thread

wow, sort of puts our 6:30 am wake-up foot-bappings in perspective.

he's the quiet one too, when the Bengal joins in it can get very loud.

That's fuck all to our little shit. Havana Brown and Siamese mongrel...about 90 decibels telling everyone (awake or not by visiting each and every bedroom) about her nights hunting....like I give a fuck at 6am.

Death stare Atchoum

^ That's a dog surely?

^ That's a ewok surely?

True.

I want that cat

Katamine..

Stupid cat has a wound on her head, and it's been there for about a week now. She keeps somehow manage to reopen it... like it was healing nicely over the weekend and it started bleeding again this morning... Would she let me clean it? Of course not. Anything I can do to speed up the healing?

Dangerous looking tail twitch right at the end...

Catcake

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Yeah, my cat Solina has been on 'holiday' with my ex for two months now and so I've had solid sleep till decent o'clock. Bumped into one of his housemates on the street who told me that she gets woken up at 6am every day. Until I get cat back I'll continue to pretend care.

(have you tried picking them up and hugging them super tight and like a kid until they stop meowing? then if they do it again, hug them again. Mine doesn't really like it much as she squirms about, so will stop meowing, because meowing needlessly at 6am, means over the top hugs)

Tracker is on the cat, I repeat, tracker is on the cat.

^ That's a grinch surely?

True.

+1

Once upon a morning dreary, before I wakened, weak and weary,
A bed beside a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, still a napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, clawing at my chamber door.
"'Tis some beast," I muttered, "seeking meat at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more."

Quoth the kitten "MIAAOOOW"

Once upon a morning dreary, before I wakened, weak and weary

..just read this as before I wanked, weak and weary, lol.

That's more of an afternoon thing.

what a fucking dick.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LNWjZcbv2uI

^ Every. Fucking. Morning.
Cat jumps on wardrobe thing and proceeds to threateningly shuffle objects towards the edge knowing full well that we'll sit bolt upright even from the deepest REM sleep.

After that comes surprise foot attacks.

Also, during one of those really inappropriate acts for a cat to see, he just wonders in and hops on the bed.
"HEY GUYZ! WHATCHA DOIN?"

^^^
jajaja

Once upon a morning dreary, before I wakened, weak and weary,
A bed beside a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, still a napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, clawing at my chamber door.
"'Tis some beast," I muttered, "seeking meat at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more."

Quoth the kitten "MIAAOOOW"

Genius AND mega lols :)

Anyone tried something similar to this?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004EA2OBK/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=569136327&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00FZRBQGA&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=1H1AZ1YR2DABGMH1GG3G

Tracker is on the cat, I repeat, tracker is on the cat.

Status update pls