The Cat Thread

Hmmm not sure how those things could cause any pleasure unless the cats into S&M

Don't ask me how I know this, but I remember reading somewhere that you should never ever distrub them when they are doing it, as if they get scared, the male might pull out suddenly and injure the female because of the bits on his bit...

Thiz is getting a bit disturbing .

Change subject ......try and seperate my two .

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She is probably between 2.5-3 years now...

Oh my god, she was of a similar age to Patch... The best time of their life... extra sad... :-(

She is probably between 2.5-3 years now...
Not old then. Would you consider adopting a new cat? Might soften the blow of this recent loss, for all of you.

Aggravated cat is subdued by Portland police after terrorizing family

Don't feed this cat. He shoplifts cat food. We told him he was banned from the shop but he won't listen. Thank you

NB: translation is from twitter, so I have no idea how accurate it is.

I will ask my Japanese friend now...

My Japanese friend says the google translate is about right. She didn't mention the don't feed the cat bit though.

http://blazepress.com/2014/02/35-cats-prove-place-wrong-place-cat/#

^^
Amazing. I wish I could have been there to see them banning the cat from the shop.

Aggravated cat is subdued by Portland police after terrorizing family

Came here to post that!
House Cat Traps Family in Home - YouTube

..as seen in the meme thread -

Or those passion-killer words "Just hurry up and get it over with."

"You're sure I can't get pregnant this way?"

Ha. I thought penile spines were supposed to contribute to sexual pleasure and ovulation?

Though how scientists worked that out I do not wish to know.

Ovulation, yes. Dunno about pleasure. That seems so much less likely.

Very few animals copulate for sexual pleasure, usually shown by the act causing ovulation.

I'm sure the furry little dudes are enjoying it.

This woman should be put in a microwave. Makes me feel fucking sick . Just for a minute, like, to see what happens

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/woman-who-microwaved-kitten-for-attacking-pet-goldfish-is-jailed-9189730.html

Well Mrs Oldskool and I are now officially cat owners! We've wanted our own cat for years now and with the recent move we're allowed one! He will be loved;

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s257/Waffs1984/Random%20Photos/8E60B08A-FEAA-4E5C-B831-CF535AE1F67C_zps9pzf4o1g.jpg

Strangler's paws

Looks more like decathlon socks to me.

No, when will we cat people understand we are not cats owners, we are cats ownees... well, at least that's what cats think. He looks cool!!

Good spot on the Kalenji socks!

cat owners!

No, when will we cat people understand we are not cats owners, we are cats ownees... well, at least that's what cats think. He looks cool!!
As the old saying goes: 'Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.' (repost)

I thought it was servants? Staff seems too posh a word to use in the world of cats!