The Cat Thread

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-12/25/lil-bub-yule-log-video

I don't know if I should count myself lucky that I couldn't sleep last night and so heard the cat come into my room and do a piss on my clothes. This is better than waking up to the smell, right?

^There would be one fewer cats in the world if that happened with one of mine.

Speaking of which, I decided (somewhat randomly) to go and take a picture of them all yesterday, just to compare what they were doing at the same time:

All three were awake! Or did you wake them up specially for the photos?

I am so annoyed with Rowley. Getting out of bed at 6am to bleach the floor and wash all my clothes is not how I hoped to start my first working day of 2014.

^^ I'd like to hear the sounds you made to get them to look at the camera like that!

^ But isn't it good luck? Maybe in some countries? No, perhaps not. :(

What was wrong with the litter tray?

Full of clothes?

#laundrybasket?

What was wrong with the litter tray?

That's what I'd like to know. He knows how to use a litter tray (when I was carrying my piss soaked clothes to the washing machine at 6am I stood on some of the litter that he'd scrabbled on to the floor). He also has a garden, accessed via a cat flap that he knows how to use.

The cat is a troll. He did a piss on one of the bikes the other day and on xmas day he did a poo in the bath.

Lol!

An attempt at gift wrapping the present?

The cat is a troll.

It's true. He's only nice half the time. The other half he's a right little cunt.

That's what I'd like to know. He knows how to use a litter tray (when I was carrying my piss soaked clothes to the washing machine at 6am I stood on some of the litter that he'd scrabbled on to the floor). He also has a garden, accessed via a cat flap that he knows how to use.

The cat is a troll. He did a piss on one of the bikes the other day and on xmas day he did a poo in the bath.

sounds like you're not cleaning out the tray enough. Big S requires a weekly full litter change and shower down of the tray with domestos or I can expect a dirty protest in the middle of the bed.

^ The litter in the tray was pristine. He'd just scrabbled some to the floor for a laugh.

That's what I'd like to know. He knows how to use a litter tray (when I was carrying my piss soaked clothes to the washing machine at 6am I stood on some of the litter that he'd scrabbled on to the floor). He also has a garden, accessed via a cat flap that he knows how to use.

The cat is a troll. He did a piss on one of the bikes the other day and on xmas day he did a poo in the bath.

Has he been neutered?

The cat is a troll. He did a piss on one of the bikes the other day and on xmas day he did a poo in the bath.

If only mine did it in the bath, it decides to use my damn bean cushions and has now ruined 2 with its dumps!

Ours are pretty good. Higg's is currently not allowed access to the outdoors due to having hurt her leg whilst we were away, but she's gone back to using the litter tray with (that I have found) dirty protest.

^ The litter in the tray was pristine. He'd just scrabbled some to the floor for a laugh.

epic troll then

^ The litter in the tray was pristine. He'd just scrabbled some to the floor for a laugh.

My sister gave me this for Christmas - http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/I-Could-Pee-on-This-Francesco-Marciuliano/9781452110585

Very funny. Think Rowley could have had an input...

This morning, her highness instead of trying to cripple me by constantly biting my feet until I shut the door on her, she jumped on my chair next to my bed, sit down and waited patiently until I woke up. 1st time I got up to look at the time, she got up with an excited face on, I said hi to her and turned back to bed, she sat back down carried on with her nap. 2nd time I got up (properly this time), she stood up, with an even more excited face on, and when I said "Patchie, come here..." She ran to my bed and jumped on my laps for loads of fuss.

Hopefully, this is the a new beginning of us understanding each other. Most importantly, I hope she has finally understood that biting my feet won't give her any attention, waiting patiently, however, always will.

^ That's wonderful news, well done for persevering!

Mine are currently chasing each other round the house which they often do when it's stormy outside :)

I take it back. I just shut the door on her to protect the safety of our feet. Maybe I realy shoud get a 2nd cat... Think Patch likes being chased also, sometimes she would come to me and then run as fast as she can from me, I take it that is an invitation to chase her? I never do though, the flag is too small for a human to run about.

I run around my flat chasing mine all the time usually until I'm knackered which is always before the cat. She will hop to me sideways, back arched and on her toes. Gives me a little tap and shes off. Cant really not oblige her with a little game of tag.

Love when she gets scared and her hair stands up on end with her tail looking like a bush.

She has also now begun sitting by my pillow in the mornings on the weekend and wanting to go under the duvet. She usually ends up curled up next to my stomach or between my legs as my very own heated blanket.

The thing is I am also not sure if she wants to play that or if she is actually scared, she does get a little nervous over things sometimes. How do I tell whine is which??

And ermmmmm.... She just encountered a black cat in my garden, my presence has scared off the cat and mine shot back through the flap. I then spent the next 5 mins to have a 'mother to daughter' talk with her about how it is not worth fighting with other kids... Is that sad? I mean it's not like she understands anything I say. .