Do people really buy...

pies are cooked in tins FFS.

suet pud?? yummmm.

bus tickets to East London (shithole)
thick rimmed glasses without lenses
anything that makes you look like One Direction
the Daily Mail

this list could go on forever..

..bicycles with only one gear

pies are cooked in tins FFS.

suet pud?? yummmm.

Feck that set off a flash back to my messy student days.

Kwiksave tinned suet pudding with mushy peas, and no frills oven chips. I should be discusted.

.....I'm not, I'm hungry.

Serious post.

I never understand why people buy bin bags, or fire place lighters. Try as I may to avoid it. My house is constantly full of carrier bags, and waste paper.

Pie wars, we have the fundamentalists on one side, who want pie sharia law, no pies in tins, fighting the crusaders Fray Bentos battalion. This could get nasty.

Pie wars, we have the fundamentalists on one side, who want pie sharia law, no pies in tins, fighting the crusaders Fray Bentos battalion. This could get pastry

Ftfy

the inevitable pie-based puns are filling me with grief

keep a lid on those simmering tensions now, we don't want this to boil over and become gristly

those fundamentalists are incredibly pie-ous about their beliefs

Chain tensioners.

Surely that's what a squash or tennis ball is for?

I read a blog post by a guy who went to get his frame restored by Nagasawa, and Nagasawa told him to always use chain tensioners as the spacing on his frames is designed with room for them... my 3rensho is the same (I assume), there's extra space without them but with them it's perfect.

Does not really apply to most people tho and the first picture I found of a keirin cyclist with a Nagasawa he didn't have any.

^ lol

+

French (not golden) shower?

the inevitable pie-based puns are filling me with grief

Don't worry, first there'll be a fight about whether it should be pie- or crumble-based puns.

Heh. Google Mechanically Recovered Meat, (or these fillers they've been putting in burgers) then come back to me.

A few years back my son and I were mountain biking in Scotland, we stopped at a shop to buy some food for lunch, bread and pate. My son was looking through the ingredients and asked me what 'connective tissue' was.

Promptly spat out sandwich...

Pie is never wrong.

amen to that!

Don't worry, first there'll be a fight about whether it should be pie- or crumble-based puns.

All sounds a bit half-baked to me.

Don't worry, first there'll be a fight about whether it should be pie- or crumble-based puns.

oliver, i don't think you fully comprehend the positions here, savoury tinned pies are always of the pie, or pudding variety - crumble is not credible

i think you need to sample this unique aspect of british heritage cuisine before making any more foolish statements!

At this point, I shall step out of the debate and let the laws of nature take over.

I would. I'm just going to lurk and watch the mayhem unfold.

oliver, i don't think you fully comprehend the positions here, savoury tinned pies are always of the pie, or pudding variety - crumble is not credible

i think you need to sample this unique aspect of british heritage cuisine before making any more foolish statements!

I have to take exception with your phrasing there. Puddings (sweet or savoury) are definitely NOT pies, although a Pie can be a pudding provided it is sweet.

A savoury pie served after a prior instance of pie is not pudding, it is "seconds", possibly the "next course" in more reputable establishments, or more simply, "more pie".

Flaky and/or short, crusty remarks are not what is kneaded here.

Vegetarian imitations of meat or dairy products

animals had to die for people to know what these monstrosities are trying to impersonate

This is vegan on the ridiculous