Do people really buy...

Chain tensioners.

Surely that's what a **squash **or tennis ball is for?

As long as you can still roast it and stick it in a soup once your chain is set correctly.

What's a chain tensioner?

Paté is delicious... Nerged...

Heh. Google Mechanically Recovered Meat, (or these fillers they've been putting in burgers) then come back to me.

chain tensioners are just common sense

if you've got legs like mine

I actually don't understand people buying chopped onions.

^ Yup. Or those jars of awful sour (presumably pickled) pre-sliced garlic or chillies. Garlic is not hard to slice.

I knew someone who started buying bottled water because they thought the tap water in Coventry was unsafe and the cause of their persistent dicky tummy. I suggested it might be because the person would reheat a huge vat of bolognaise sauce, eat a portion of it, freeze it, reheat it all, eat a portion and so on and so forth until the whole thing was consumed over the course of a week and about six freeze/reheat cycles. In fact, they were so stupid that I wouldn't be surprised if the cause of their illness was eating dog turds and chewing on tea-towels.

Speaking of bolognaise - tinned/jarred pasta sauce. Come on. It's so incredibly easy and simple and fast and cheap to make and it tastes far, far better. Same with packet custard... and those bottles of pancake mix! "Just add milk"? I don't understand. With bottled pancake mix you need two ingredients (pancake mix and milk). With real pancakes you need three ingredients, all of which you are likely to have in the kitchen anyway (flour, eggs and milk). It's hardly any quicker or easier, is it?

grated cheese

I actually don't understand people buying chopped onions.

and
sliced mushrooms

not sure if anyone actually buys it though. On a recent trip to France I did learn that you can get huge tins of confit duck.... looks terrible!

Tinned tomatoes

oh wait

fray bentos pies and puddings, vesta curries and such were a staple of many a 1960s, 70s & 80s household

#youlothaveneverhaditsogood

fish assholes are a quality find though :)
i must be a working class scrote, i used to eat fray bentos pies. They are lovely, with puff pastry, & really thick gravy! Maybe alot on the forum are middleclass.

Fray Bentos pies are great. Really tasty, best served with a big pile of peas to mix with the gravy.

This, on the other hand...

Hungry Man All Day Breakfast

^^ me too, am obv working class scum

Send any unwanted Fray Bentos pies to me.

yummy fecking yummy.

Pie in a tin is just wrong. It's hardly a question of class.

*Middle class bastard

Pie is never wrong.

i can imagine you might balk at cream pie for breakfast

newspapers
pornography
frozen mashed potato
frozen yorkshire puddings
frozen roast potatoes

OK, anything by 'Aunt Bessie'

DVD's

Aunt Bessie does Porn DVD's?

Aunte Bessie Porn is a bit niche for me

yes she got roasted in several scenes (etc.)

i can imagine you might balk at cream pie for breakfast

I'm keen weight lifter. We never waste protein.

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^ thats just an iced bun
nowt wrong with that