It's the morning, you're going to use deodorant...

I use no soap, shampoo, deodorant etc. I haven't done for about three years, and since then my skin is 100 times healthier, and clean (skin and hair look after themselves pretty well if you don't wash away all the stuff which is supposed to be there). I wash in the shower, using warm (not hot) water, once or twice a day.
As a bike mechanic, I occasionally have to wash my hands with swarfega, which I hate. It really dries them out.

I spend a lot of time on boats, living at sea. I wash by swimming, and use a cup full of fresh water to rinse the salt off. This is the healthiest and cleanest I ever feel.

I do not sweat (obvs) but just in case, the fairies come and lick my pits while I'm sleeping each night.

good that you know lots of londons fairies .x

I know a few trolls too, but that's another story.

Lush Aromaco bars. Patchouli goodness. Best product they make in my humble

me too. it's a deodorant but not an anti-perspirant. that stuff ain't natural.

Some of you people must pong

just in case, the fairies come and lick my pits while I'm sleeping each night.

Laughing out loud...

Longpigs - She Said (Live in the studio) - YouTube

You disgusting bastards, put some fucking antiperspirant on.

or STFU

^ This... Mitchum wins...

ElGuapo tells me I always smell of soap... Not a bad thing, in my book...

Daily morning shower and and the use of an alum stone under the pits and my day is like that of a Lynx advert.

I've known plenty of 'ripe' people who are dedicated anti-perspirant / deodorant users. Any correlation between smelly people and non-use is speculation.

Perhaps I can get away without using any of that stuff because of my cold cold heart - it keeps me fresh.

^ This... Mitchum wins...

ElGuapo tells me I always smell of soap... Not a bad thing, in my book...

You smell of cabbage and that archair you have smells of stale piss

You forgot year-old custard creams...

That rexona clinical shit is the business. I have not perspired in several years. I think this in itself is unhealthy, and I'm sure the chemicals are doing enormous harm, but my pits are bone dry for EVER.

Doesn't this stuff de-colour the pit sections of your clothes or add unwanted colour in the case of white clothing?

I can't believe some of you don't shower every day. It is bad enough for 'normal' people not to do this, but people who ride to work and back? Gross

I bet you get strange dogs running up and sniffing your crotch all the time. This is why.

I only use Chanel, darlings

I can't be arsed to shower everyday, it's cold and my commute is 1mile. If I need a shower I'll have one, when it's hot that's usually everyday. If I'm not doing anything for a few days I'll sometimes go for 3. Never had any complaints, including when I worked somewhere where stinky staff members were discussed in a team meeting, i was not one of them.

I very rarely leave the house if I haven't showered. It's not about smelling it's about feeling clean.
How often do you wash your clothes?

The wife washes them.

If i feel minging I'll have a shower before I go out, new clothes every day, except maybe marino stuff.

I can't be arsed to shower everyday, it's cold and my commute is 1mile. If I need a shower I'll have one, when it's hot that's usually everyday. If I'm not doing anything for a few days I'll sometimes go for 3. Never had any complaints, including when I worked somewhere where stinky staff members were discussed in a team meeting, i was not one of them.

+1

vile humans

Vile water wasters.

(unless you really stink and therefore need to shower remorselessly)