'The Srampagmano Tales' - New Cycling Book By Forumenger

Kindles don't dissolve when you read them on the turbo- better than paper (in that application)

Worth reading the thread for that five fingered reference to iambism.
Sure ill give this a go BMMF.nice work.

Nice one! Will get the paperback when it comes out

Congratulations. No kindle; anybody post some samples please?

Should be "Shimano Dreams and Srampagnolo Nightmares"

Congratulations. No kindle; anybody post some samples please?

There are free Kindle readers for PC/Mac/iOS/Android:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_ipad_mkt_lnd?docId=1000425503

Purchased. Apologies for totally failing to participate in the market research exercise, but apparently I will happily pay £2.05.

Acquired. Will probably get a real version too when it comes along...

Eight weeks to wait?

For an impatient materialist loving the hardware will be quite tiring!

I hope it's not gonna be to difficult...

Thumbs up!!

As well as the free Kindle reader for your operating system, whatever it is, there's also a "look inside this book" thing on Amazon that shows you the first few pages.

The toilets of LFGSS are going to be far more literate places this year.

Well that was excellent. Highly recommended. I will leave a five star review.

Possibly even with my real name...

^^It was partly frustration borne out of the ephemerality of writing bicycle haiku(s) and limericks on here that drove me to narrative verse. Still, it's hardly an epic - I wouldn't expect any contemporary reader to have to wade through reams of verse. That's just cruel.

^Glad you liked it :)

There's a typo on page two by the way ;)

(Sorry)

The cover's beautiful.

I'll wait for the paperback.

@Fox - yeah, I know. I just couldn't be bothered with any more revisions. At least it's not in the actual verse. The typo's not in the print version, so after you've bought that you'll be able to rest easy again.

@Oliver - Faith says thanks. I casually asked if she could think of some way of combining the logos of the big 3 a while back, and she hand drew the hybrid* font :)

*not 'hybrid' as in fixie with gears

I don't think anyone will care, especially as, like you say, it's not even in the actual text. I am hoping these rare early editions with the typo will be worth at least fiddy dollars when you have sold warehouse fulls like J.K.Lol.Rowling...

Anyway, review left but I'm afraid I forgot to mention the illustration, which is beautiful.

I look forward to the paperback!

nice work scarlett.

i'll wait for the paperback for the full book experience.

@Fox - just read your review. It has a typo too - great minds, etc ;)

I know. I obviously thought it was the best though!

I'm blaming writing it on an iPad.

I swyped much of this book into Google Drive on an Android phone. I feel your pain.

So it gots picturz in it? Might buy it then.

It turned out I had a couple of quid left on my Amazon gift card.

Oh wow, Scarlett! Very chuffed for you. Well done. Off to Amazon I go!

Woops, no I don't. I'm waiting 8 weeks apparently. :)