2013-05-05 - LFGSS Track Day VII: The Seventh Circle of Hell

I take full credit for all the hype that's happening in this thread right now.

You're like the Don King of the track racing world.

With better hair, obviously.

Reported...

If there's any of this squabbling at the next track day you'll all end up on the naughty step

n.b. Naughty step closed for repairs until 2024.

If there's any of this squabbling

Why drag poor Ed into this? He hasn't said anything.

Ed hasn't???? is he ill?

Let me race without an induction and make it not clash with Polo and I'll turn up.

Hilarious...

I don't give a flying fuck whether you can make it or not, it's in London on Saturday 24th August at 2.30pm... Riders will require an induction...

Be there or don't... No skin off my nose, mate...

Ed hasn't???? is he ill?

Just say the words 'bike fit' three times and he will appear.

Just say the words 'bike fit' three times and he will cum.

ftfy

Greetings Joe,

Re all the handbags above and on previous page.......

That is what happens when you say you do not want to organise the next one. So hang on in there, oh and people please turn up for the next one.

Perhaps you can organise a demolition derby race so all that silly stuff can be sorted out...

Without a hint of irony - peace and love to each and every one,
Tim

Thanks Tim.

lol

Cheers, Tim... No Welsh cunts...

x

How can I win more Lush products?

I'll give you twice the prize worth in lush products to not win...

Or just push me along the whole way.

At least there was no shampoo among the Lush products.......

How can I win more Lush products?

Join Greenpeace!

Lush are Captain Planet friendly, :-)

Hi whens the next meet?

Ie.. Hell VIII

7th post on this very page.

which i guess is this:

London on Saturday 24th August at 2.30pm... Riders will require an induction...

AN INDUCTION?

Fuck that! I have ridden with PROS! If you want me to attend you have to change the date, put it in my mums garden, and I get to wear a gold star or a smiley face sticker for the whole day.

Fuck that! I have ridden with PROS!

Aw, I'm flattered mate.

Fuck that indruction shit, I'm gonna skid the shit out of all their hire bikes and leave sick rubber all over the velodrome! I don't need no rules from some old boring haterz when I can hop-stop and barspinz anyway. Anyone who says different can suck mah balls.

^ oh dear.... is anyone able to translate?