Increase your vocabulary

I have been enjoyed the suffix '-escent', as in:

• tumescent
  
• incandescent
  
• effervescent
  

I have been enjoyed tumescent

Haven't we all, ducky?

Susurrus

Nice one. Love onomatopoeias like this

I have been enjoyed the suffix '-escent', as in:

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While it's good to learn new words we perhaps could still aim to use grammar correctly ;)

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Susurrus

Top one! I love a bit of sibilance, me.

Crepuscular is my new word, of or relating to twilight.

Haven't we all, ducky?

You are Dick Emery AICMFP.

I heard a great word for today - reading Tropic of Cancer by Miller, he refers to a friends pissed-up tour of Paris' least salubrious bars as his 'peregrinations', meaning to meanderings, especially in a comic fashion.

I shall be performing my own peregrination from the pub to my house this evening, all rowdy and pissed. Brilliant.

Cunctipotent - all-powerful. Best word I've read today.

No, you are.

'Success'. 'Employment'. Mysteries both.

I have become partial to 'ratiocination' recently.

And, on a lighter note:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?

No, it's "To whom?" actually.

Boonies : the sticks. A rural area without much going on.

It's also called 'the middle of nowhere'.

Boonies : the sticks. A rural area without much going on.

Leyton?

“little johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the circus. Made to sit right in the front by his auntie, and on come the clowns. Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says “are you the front end of an ass?” “no” says johnny. “are you the back end of an ass” “no” he replies. “then i declare that you are no-end of an ass” says the clown triumphantly. Little johnny runs straight home in tears. His mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the circus the next day, only this time with uncle jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartie... “watch your uncle and learn” says mum. Next day and poor johnny is back in the front row, but this time with uncle jim master of the quick quip and witty repartie. Enter the clowns, who this time make for uncle jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartie). “are you the front end of an ass” they ask jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “no” “are you the back end of an ass” “no” says jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “then i declare that you are no end of an ass”... But before the audience could react, uncle jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie, quick as a flash said “...fuck off you red nosed, big shoed cunt”.

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that's five words...

I learned 'cheongsam' today, as it was in a Guardian Quick Crossword last week and that was the word I didn't know.

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheongsam[/ame]

Charnier - pronounced 'Sheh-near'

The sticky out bit of a spectacle hinge.

http://www.google.co.uk/patents?id=7Il7AAAAEBAJ&pg=PA2&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=4#v=onepage&q&f=false

“Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the Circus. Made to sit right in the front by his Auntie, and on come the Clowns. Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says “Are you the front end of an Ass?” “No” says Johnny. “Are you the back end of an Ass” “No” he replies. “Then I declare that you are no-end of an Ass” says the Clown triumphantly. Little johnny runs straight home in tears. His Mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the Circus the next day, only this time with Uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartie... “Watch your Uncle and learn” says Mum. Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with Uncle Jim master of the quick quip and witty repartie. Enter the Clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartie). “Are you the front end of an Ass” they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “No” “Are you the back end of an Ass” “No” says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “Then I declare that you are no end of an Ass”... But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie, quick as a flash said “...Fuck off you red nosed, big shoed cunt”.

It's 'repartee', FFS...

Let's get this repartie started.

surely it's already started?

Let's get this recursion started.

Oh Google, you are a card...